Soaps VS Reality Survey Results!
85% said, "Gross. Um. No?! Not in a hot minute."
7% said, "If he was as cute as Uncle Max, step-bro Rick or cousin Jonathan."
5% said, "I haven't but now I'm considering it!"
.4% said, "I have but when I look back it grosses me out."
.4% said, "Dated and married. Send prezzies."
Most of our readers seem to spend a lot of time away from family finding mates, while that minuscule percentage of you simply need to get out more. It’s probably better for all involved if you move out of the area to find a mate – the sooner the better!
We asked, "Crash your motorbike through a church window to stop a wedding?"
81% say, "I might stop a wedding but not by using drastic measures!"
6% say, "I can't drive a motorbike so I'd drive my car through the doors."
4% say, "Yes, and I'd kidnap him or her after, too!"
4% say, "I'd do whatever it took to stop the wedding of somebody I want!"
1% say, "It was one little ole time. Don't judge me!"
Surprisingly, many people would stop a wedding – but not by using such drastic measures. The ones who would kidnap the groom or bride should turn themselves in now. We think one of you is named Shawn Brady. And we know where you live!
We asked, "Have sex or marry a guy after he raped you years ago and apologized?"
93% said, "No. No. And NO."
8% said, "Yes, time heals all wounds and forgiveness is important."
Those 8 percent of you who said yes: We’re going to have to go ahead and get you to lie down on the sofa honey. Get comfortable. We’ll be here for a while. Though you may forgive, your name isn’t Sami Brady and this isn’t Salem!
We asked, "Stage your own death?"
74% say, "No. I couldn't put my family through something so horrible."
19% say, "Only the situation was dire, I'd do it."
6% say, "Yes, just to show up years later and make a statement."
1% say, "If I were gay, like Phillip Chancellor." (Ridiculous as it is.)
We pondered this a while and can’t come up with a reason good enough for us to hurt our families and friends this way. It looks like most of you felt the same. The others – we think you’re all just drama queens! We encourage you to join drama club instead of pulling a Phillip.
We asked, "What to do with aliens you find in your hometown, Salem."
58% say, "This is never going to happen."
16% say, "Pinch myself to wake up, because this must be a nightmare."
10% say, "Call the coppers and freaking RUN!"
5% say, "I hijack their ship and head to their world."
5% say, "I introduce them around town and hope we're related."
5% say, "Make out with the hot one of course."
Mostly this just made us laugh. We’re not going to analyze you. Well maybe… I mean some of you probably would be wise to spend your money on a real newspaper instead of one of those rags where the top stories discuss government cover-ups and little green men!
Did you catch these poll results as well: Results of Soaps.com's Top Hot Mess Poll!
Repeat after me. Soaps aren’t reality!
Soaps.com thought it was time for a little May ‘psychotherapy’ – and we use this term rather loosely. In a recent survey, we asked our readers a few questions in order to find out how many of them were living in a soap opera world as opposed to reality. You’ll be surprised at the zany results. Don’t forget to read our suggestions for each!
“Soaps VS Reality” survey results…
When asked, “Would you help your friend with a baby switch?”
59% of Soaps.com readers said, “I wouldn’t be friends with such a psycho.”
29% said, “No, I’m no Nicole Walker. I’d call the po-po on my friend.”
5% said, “Only if I hate the witch whose baby we’re switching!”
3% said, “I’m still soul searching…”
2% said, “Yes, I’m a loyal friend and would do anything for my friend.”
As you can see, mostly, our readers are sane and should be fine with little to no therapy. A very small percentage might benefit from deep intensive therapy!
We asked, “You know a cheating spouse. Is blackmail the course of action?”
55% say, “Hell no. It’s none of my bees wax no matter who it’s about!”
21% say, “No, I’m no Scott Chandler or Matthew Buchanan.”
19% say, “Shh! It depends on who it is!”
3% say, “Yes, baby needs some new bling!”
1% say, “Yes, give me a shot at the hottie or the secret’s out!”
While most of our readers don’t want to get involved in what goes on behind closed doors to that extent, we figure a small percentage watch too much All My Children or General Hospital!
We asked, “Would you help your BFF switch embryos with somebody else?”
74% say, “No. I live in reality, thanks!”
16% say, “No and I’d kick her soapy self to the curb.”
6% say, “Only if she paid me handsomely would I.”
2% says, “Sure. Just for kicks, in fact!”
1% say, “Heck, I’d do it behind my BFF’s back!”
The majority of our readers who answered this question live in reality. A few others, and you naughty birds know who you are, need to give us your BFF’s phone number, because we’ve got a few warnings to send out!
We asked, “Your frenemy’s preggers. Ever any reason to push her down the stairs?”
88% said, “What? No! I live in reality, not in a fictional land!”
8% said, “Only if she’s preggers with my man’s kid.”
1% said, “Yeah, she does anything I don’t like and witch is going tumbling.”
1% said, “No, but I’d steal the baby after it was born!”
While almost all who answered this question are decent people who don’t live in a world of make believe, we had to worry a little about the rest of the voters who might want to cut back on the soaps, because you’re getting a little scary!
We asked, “Would you get surgery to alter your looks & identity to become somebody you hate?”
63% say, “I can’t even believe that you’d ask me this!! I’m sane!!”
29% said, “No, I’m no psychotic Patty Williams or Sara Smythe!”
2% said, “Yeah, if they were really good lookin’. And I’d kidnap them.”
2% said, “Yes, I’d do what I needed to do. Have a problem with that?”
2% said, “Baby, I already have. Muhahahahaha!” (evil laugh)
We’re thrilled that most people are quite rational who answered this one, but we think we’re going to need a couple of priests to perform an exorcism in order to pull some of you out of soap opera world!
We asked, “Would you date your step-brother or half-uncle?”