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New Soap Alert: Wine-Soaked Drama Leaves Us Thirsty for a Refill — *and* a Scene-Stealing Star
Tuesday, January 11th, 2022
Where’s Victoria Rowell when you need her?
A primetime sudser set on a California vineyard? For a whole lot of soap fans, those words summon up images of the bickering Channing clan who were forever waging war over the future of Falcon Crest. But OWN-TV put their own spin on that particular tale with Tuesday night’s launch of The Kings of Napa.
The premise: After King family patriarch Reginald dies of a heart attack, his dysfunctional family is left to pick up the pieces… and deal with the secrets he left behind. Front-and-center is daughter August, who winds up in charge of the family’s wine business after an extremely contentious will reading. Her chief nemesis? Brother Dana, who believes his position as the company’s longtime CFO makes him better qualified to navigate the difficult road ahead.
That road becomes a whole lot bumpier when it’s revealed that Reginald had an affair with his sister-in-law… and that August’s cousin/BFF Bridget is actually her sister. Oh, and did I mention that Bridget’s mom once loaned Reginald $10 million… and she’d like it back now, please and thank you.
Even as the Kings deal with this unexpected branch of the family tree, August is warned that her beloved dad wasn’t who he seemed to be… only to seconds later find out just how true that is when she receives an anonymous call from a blackmailer insisting she pick up making payments where Reginald left off!
Above:For some reason, August wound up chatting with her new sibling in an outfit from the Laura Ingalls Wilder collection.
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Napa‘s opening hour was quick to throw viewers into the middle of the drama. Within 15 minutes we’d been introduced to nearly a dozen characters and watched Reginald drop dead. Only a few scenes later, the entire family found out about the secrets he’d been keeping.
But is Napa worth checking out? The show definitely has potential, and the second episode — airing Tuesday, January 18th, at 8 p.m. — is even more entertaining than the pilot. The serial is, however, lacking star power. A primetime soap such as this one all but cries out for a strong, compelling vixen who can stir up trouble while looking like a million bucks. Think Joan Collins’ Alexis on Dynasty or, more recently, Angela Robinson’s wonderfully bitchy Veronica on OWN’s recently-concluded The Haves and the Have Nots. It’s real easy to imagine Victoria Rowell (ex-Dru, The Young and the Restless) strutting in as the owner of a rival vineyard looking to become queen of the King’s empire.
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While I can’t say Napa will be in my head like a too-much-wine hangover come morning, it’s certainly compelling enough that I’ll come back next week for another round.
So what about you, soap fans? Did you check out the new series… and if so, what did you think? Hit the comment section with your own review, then join us in remembering one of the greatest primetime soaps of all time, Knots Landing, with the photo gallery below that’ll take you right back to the drama-filled cul-de-sac.
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<p>It all started on December 27, 1979, when <em>Dallas</em>‘ Bobby Ewing and mom Miss Ellie bought a cute little house in the Southern California town of Knots Landing as a wedding present after brother Gary remarried childhood love Valene. Perhaps a little too late, the couple would come to learn why such neighborhoods were known as “bedroom communities.” </p>
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<p>Quicker than you could say “Here comes trouble,” the Ewings were knee-deep in the local goings-on. We’re not saying that Valene was a bit of a doormat, but you’ll notice that we’re two slides into this photo gallery, and already, Karen Fairgate has pushed her out of the front-and-center spot. </p>
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<p>The first people the Ewings met? Karen and Sid Fairgate, who would quickly become Gary and Val’s closest friends. Why, we’re not really sure, given that Gary’s dealings with the Mob would get Sid killed in the Season 2 cliffhanger, and Val was the type who always borrowed a cup of sugar but never had one to give in return. </p>
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<p>The most miserable couple on Seaview Circle had to be Richard and Laura Avery. He was an upwardly-mobile jerk whose emotional abuse and ability to turn every positive into a negative eventually (but not nearly soon enough) became more than his wife could take. </p>
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<p>Early episodes often revolved around troublemaking outsiders visiting the cul-de-sac in which most of the action took place. For example, fresh from having having [spoiler alert!] shot J.R. Ewing, vixen Kristin Shepard swung by long enough to canoodle with local hottie Kenny Ward. His wife, Ginger, presented the bad girl with a handy list of all the reasons she was not having any of it.</p>
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<p>If Karen was weeping, you could pretty much be sure that daughter Diana was lurking nearby. While Sid’s sister Abby Cunningham would become the character viewers loved to hate, that balance tipped heavily in favor of the latter when it came to his and Karen’s eldest child. </p>
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<p>Three of the women in this picture saw armed gunmen who’d crashed Ginger’s baby shower. Abby, on the other hand, saw a man, period. Thanks to her seduction techniques and the rare occasion when Diana proved useful (by running to get help), everything turned out just fine. </p>
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<p>Everyone may be smiling here, but things got rocky when a Season 4 crossover episode found Gary and Abby heading to <em>Dallas</em> for the reading of his his father Jock’s will. J.R. was miffed to learn his black-sheep brother had inherited a small fortune, while Abby immediately began scheming to become Mrs. Gary Moneybags… er, Ewing. </p>
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<p>Although Gary would find himself attracted to Abby from the moment they met in Season 2, she wouldn’t actually get his ring on her finger until three years later. Had Gary looked closer at their wedding portrait, he might have realized sooner just how seriously his bride had taken <span style="text-decoration: line-through">his bank account</span> her vows.</p>
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<p>On Gary and Abby’s honeymoon, he was stunned to meet Cathy Geary, who happened to look exactly like Ciji Dunne, a singer he’d briefly been involved with and wrongly accused of murdering. Need we even tell you that Gary bedded the doppelganger… or that Abby had actually brought the lookalike into their lives to keep him distracted from her business dealings? </p>
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<p>Fun fact: Val and Gary were the parents of <em>Dallas</em>‘ Lucy Ewing. Less fun fact: Val’s mama, Lilimae Clements, was basically responsible for J.R.’s men kidnapping the tot. Despite that, Val eventually let not only Lilimae move in but also her nephew/son Joshua Rush (played by a young Alec Baldwin). </p>
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<p>Following an ill-advised romance with Gary, Cathy fell hard for Joshua. What’s she looking at on her wedding day, you ask? Probably the dark clouds gathering on the horizon. Joshua, it turned out, was a troubled young man who would eventually fall to his death from a building he was attempting to throw his wife off. </p>
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<p>A one-night stand with ex-hubby Gary left Val pregnant with twins. Told the children (who were sold on the black market) had died, Valene had a mental breakdown that found her taking on the persona of Verna Ellers (a character from one of her bestselling novels) and working as a waitress in a Tennessee diner. Gary would eventually find Val and bring her home. But not before getting a side of hash browns; they looked amazing!</p>
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<p>Journalist Ben Gibson helped Val realize she could love someone other than Gary… or at least really, really like someone while continuing to not-so-secretly pine for her ex. Once Val’s stolen children were returned, Ben even pretended to be their biological father. Their marriage was both the best decision Val ever made and, ironically, Ben’s worst. </p>
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<p>Sparks flew the moment widow Karen met Patrick “Mack” MacKenzie. After planning a very big, very messy wedding, the pair instead ran off to Vegas and tied the knot at a gloriously tacky chapel. Mack even sprung for the super deluxe package which, they were told, included not only rice but “someone to throw it.” </p>
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<p>Sometimes, a character hits a show and changes it forever. Such was the case when would-be senator Greg Sumner was introduced in Season 5. His arrival would see the show’s distinctly middle-class citizens become movers and shakers thanks to businesses with names like Empire Valley, Lotus Point and Murakame. </p>
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<p>It’s hard to say which development Karen found more unsettling: the daughter Mack didn’t know he had showing up on their doorstep… or her son Michael falling for too-mature-for-her-age Paige Matheson. (Don’t worry, Karen… Paige will soon develop a taste for older men, and you’ll have a <em>way</em> bigger problem on your hands in her mom, Anne.) </p>
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<p>Gary didn’t have much interest in dealing with businessman Paul Galveston, but Abby was all in. Sure, he was a chauvinistic pig, but he also promised her that “five years from now, Gary Ewing is going to make J.R. seem middle-class.” The reason Abby’s not looking into the camera? She’s already got her eye on the <em>next</em> prize. </p>
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<p>When Paul Galveston died, widow Ruth — played by Hollywood legend Ava Gardner — appeared in a puff of (cigarette) smoke. She convinced son Greg to take over his late dad’s empire, which he renamed The Sumner Group. </p>
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<p>Age difference be damned, there was no denying the chemistry between Paige and Greg. Unfortunately, despite clearly being head over heels for the younger woman (whom ex-lover Anne tried to pass off as his daughter!), Sumner believed she’d be throwing her life away if he agreed to marry her. So while they’d always have those sexy games of strip croquet, he set Paige free and found a more, er, suitable partner… </p>
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<p>Abby liked being married to the very rich Gary but liked even more the idea of getting a big divorce settlement from him and exchanging vows with the far wealthier Greg. Hearing of the nuptials, Paige sent the pair a special wedding gift: a croquet set! </p>
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<p>Unable to have Greg, Paige settled for sexy (and corrupt) cop Tom Ryan. But on what was to be their wedding day, she found herself standing solo at the altar. What she didn’t know was that Greg, having silently done the whole “if I can’t have you, nobody will” thing, had blackmailed Tom into becoming a runaway groom. </p>
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<p>You’d be hard-pressed to find a more duplicitous pair than Greg’s sister, Claudia Whittaker, and her Italian lover, Nick Schillace. These two considered everyone they met to be sheep they’d happily fleece. </p>
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<p>At the point where Gary fell for Jill Bennett, someone really should have had a dating intervention for the guy. Perhaps had he been looking her in the eye instead of gazing lovingly at the side of her head, he’d have noticed that she was bat-guano crazy. </p>
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<p>Though not a perfect mother by any stretch, when daughter Olivia got hooked on drugs, Abby took decisive action. Demanding the girl’s house keys, Abby snarled, “I”m not going to lock you out. I’m going to lock you in… with me!” </p>
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<p>Like viewers, Jill realized that a part of Gary would always love Val. Unable to have that part surgically removed, she instead opted to subtract Val from the equation by breaking into her home and making it appear she’d committed suicide. When Val said nobody would believe she killed herself, Jill — fully aware of the heroine’s troubled history — laughed. “Everyone will believe it,” she declared. “Just listen to how trippingly the news rolls off the tongue: ‘Poor Val committed suicide!'”</p>
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<p>When Laura left the cul-de-sac, she sold her home to a new family… that was keeping a major secret. It turned out that Frank, Pat and Julie Williams were in fact Jerry, Samantha and Janelle Sollars, who’d gone into witness protection after Samantha/Pat helped bust an illegal drug ring operating out of the Chicago hospital in which she’d once practiced. </p>
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<p>Despite pretty much everyone on the planet getting a bad vibe from Danny Waleska, Val went ahead and married the guy. Just to keep things interesting, Gary got involved with Danny’s ex-wife, Amanda. After a reign of terror which found Danny beating Val, trying to do away with Gary and actually killing Pat by running her down while drunk, the baddie was found face down in a pool. His killer? Teenager Julie, whom he’d attacked while drunk. </p>
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<p>In one of the show’s most heartbreaking storylines, Laura found true love with Greg… only to discover she was dying shortly after giving birth to daughter Meg. When Laura left Knots Landing to shuffle off this mortal coil, Greg shut down emotionally, handing Meg over to Karen and Mack on the condition that they never reveal the child’s true parentage. </p>
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<p>Sumner got a half brother in Peter Holister, whose mother was Sylvia Lean (movie star Ruth Roman). Except it turned out she wasn’t Peter’s mom and he wasn’t actually related to Greg at all. Following secret trysts with both Paige and Abby, Peter died after falling on a spindle while arging with Mack’s daughter. </p>
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<p>Paige’s supposedly-dead mom Anne returned and threw her hat into the ring for Greg’s heart — or at least his bank account. The fact that her daughter and Greg were clearly in love mattered not one bit to the materialistic mom. </p>
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<p>From the first episode until the last, one thing never changed, and that was the bond between Karen and Val. Sure, they’d hit the occasional rough patch, but at the end of the day, theirs was without doubt the most enduring of all the relationships to unfold during the sudser’s incredible 14-year run. </p>
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