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If the characters were spokespeople for infomercials

If the characters were spokespeople for infomercials

Eric - Viagra

Steffy - Walgreens home DNA paternity test

Brooke - what men want. The essential guide

Bill - Kentucky derby trainer. Since he’s such a stallion

Ridge - how to stop being judgmental books

Hope - a duet with Paul McCartney singing “hope for the future”

Donna -Clover honey

Shelia and Thomas - Bellevue Hospital

Liam - Cuisinart Waffle maker

Who else?

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Omg…:rofl::rofl::rofl:…right on the money :clap::clap::clap:

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-Carter singing Love Hurts :broken_heart: :broken_heart: :broken_heart:

-Katie selling waterproof mascara :sob: :sob: :sob:

-Pam selling lemon bars :lemon: :lemon: :lemon:

-Thomas singing I wish I had Jesse’s Girl(Zende’s Girl Paris) :man_singer: :man_singer: :man_singer:

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These are really funny!

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Paris in a gas x commercial :dash::dash::dash:

Finn in a “liberty biberty” commercial :statue_of_liberty::statue_of_liberty::statue_of_liberty:

Thorne in a ups commercial :package::package::package:

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Quinn advertising home security/surveillance systems

Finn doing a commercial for 23 & Me or ancestry dot com

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:joy::joy::joy: you nailed it .

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This thread is a great idea!! :100:, and a nice way to get back at the Bell-driven exploitation of his characters in the soap drama complex.

I’d say that Dr. Reese “jailbird” Buckingham should become a spokesperson for helping kids stay out of jail - or, better yet, he should write a handbook giving tips and encouragement on what to know when spending time in jail.

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Carter - spokesman for a male escort service

Charlie - the lead in the next Paul Blart mall cop movie

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Love this thread, and these ideas. I especially love the Katie and Thomas comments.

I don’t have much of a creative mind, so ya’ll keep 'em coming.

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I don’t have a creative mind either, it took me a while to think of those. Have A Great Night…Thanks for the nice comment.

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Are the prop homes included in this infomercial?

Then speak for Hope & Liam’s washed out cabin:

How to make our run-down house look good. It’s dang time for a makeover! :rofl:

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Brooke - model for the Vera Wang collection of wedding dresses

Shelia - Prozac

Wyatt - he bores me to death, can’t think of anything for him

Shauna - a role in Viva Las Vegas.

Flo - bikini spokeswoman, she’s always wearing one. She does look great in them though. Took me a while to realize she was Cerie on 30 Rock. Always thought she was very good looking

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Some like my original ones for Eric, Brooke, Donna and Steffy I thought of in two seconds. The others, yes, not as easy to come up with something. What you put for Katie, I wanted to put something of her always crying, so what you put was perfect for that.

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Katie can advertise for Scotts Tissues

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If Eric is the Viagra spokesperson he’s doing a pretty terrible job - doesn’t work for him at all. The Honey Bear could be a goer though.

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I see Sheila doing infomercials for Scientology or some other self-fulfillment cult.

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This thread is so so funny. How about?

Thomas - mannequin supply company
Shauna - botox & lip injections
Carter - men’s underwear
Brooke - nighties for seniors
Ridge - high blood pressure meds

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I love them all!

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Yes I love the one about Charlie, in the next mall movie! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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