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Sarah: Alexa, should I give the baby back to Kristen or keep it?

Alexa: Keep it! :smile:

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Gabi: Alexa, is Jake really my beloved Stefan?

Alexa: If he smells and looks like him, why not!

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Abby: Alexa, who is drugging me?

Alexa: You, lol! You have been drinking a lot to be doing this sweetie!

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ABBY: Alexa, are YOU drugging me?
ALEXA: I wish.

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Orpheus: Oh sweetheart Alexa!

Alexa: Yeah?

Orpheus: I don’t want to be a bad guy. Should I kill that stupid Rafe Hernandez who always have a smug face at me every freaking day?

Alexa: That will depend if you get caught doing this! That smug face will be giving you smug looks everyday in prison, lol!

Orpheus throwing Alexa in the garbage: Shut the hell up! You know nothing what my heart is telling me to do!

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Good one!

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KAYLA: Alexa, I accidentally wore my pajama top to work the other day. Do you think anyone noticed?
ALEXA: Welllllllllllllllllllllllll…

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Too funny, Kibbles! :grin: I’m not nearly as clever but here goes:

Kayla: Alexa, Justin or Steve?

Alexa: Get a life.

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:joy::joy::joy:

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Claire: Alexa, am I going to have a beautiful life when I get out from crappy Bayview?

Alexa: Absolutely! You will be a bigger star when you get out of the rut hole! You will be bigger than Ariana Grande!

(Claire has the biggest smile on her face and she says, “Perfect”!!!)

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Rolf can bring people from the dead but 2 babies can’t have the same birthmark, even on Days! Great post!:grinning::grinning::grinning:

I thought my heart would stop from me laughing so hard when those 2 idiots were in the convent.:grinning::grinning::grinning:. Thanks so much for the laughs, Kibbles!

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Rafe: I lost David…lost my ways too! What should I do?

Alexa: Leave Salem! Pack up your bags and skip your way out of Salem and never look back! You will be in much better shape and you will get good gals too. Crazy Sami and Fancyface Hope was too much for you. Just too much, hehe

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ALLIE: Alexa, who is my baby’s father and who will adopt my child?
ALEXA: Don’t know. Don’t care.


ABIGAIL: Alexa, how will I know if my brain’s been chemically altered?
ALEXA: I’m not sure how you’ll feel, but you’ll sure LOOK like somebody else.

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CIARA: Alexa, do you think I was wrong to ask that wacko to be my Maid of Honor?
ALEXA: Run, girl run!

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ABIGAIL: is it possible that Chad has been drugging me? He’s been acting awfully strange lately.
ALEXA: did you really think that looking him in the eye & telling him he was okay would cure his Being drugged by Rolf or was it Steaveno?

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CIARA: Alexa, am I a bimbo?
ALEXA: The Urban Dictionary defines a bimbo as a young attractive but unintelligent woman (usually blonde), with big breasts. You are a smart attractive brunette with big breasts. I’m sayin’ you got bimbo potential.

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CLAIRE: Alexa, do you think I’m, like, crazy?
ALEXA: Who am I to judge? But yes. Yes you are.

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KAYLA: Alexa, what should I wear to my wedding?
ALEXA: Borrow another one of your grandma’s floral print shirtdresses with a coordinating cardigan. You know it can get chilly in July, dear.

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Lucas: Alexa, should I call Sami and tell her about Allie’s unborn baby?

Alexa: Hide, far away! Probably in the DiMera tunnels or Alice’s attic and wear a helmet for your protection. Say that you are JJ and you moved back to his great grandma place if she comes looking for you and can’t recognize you!

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