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EVERYBODY...Let's Play "ASK ALEXA!"

Thought it might be diverting fun to play this game, where the Clueless Salemites ask Alexa for answers to their most Pressing Problems. Ask away!

JOHN(whispery voice): Alexa, where’s DOC?
ALEXA: Stop whispering! Please repeat.
JOHN: I SAID WHERE’S DOC?
ALEXA: If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and call9-1-1.

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Hahahaha…good one!

STEVANO: I need Marlena!
ALEXA: Please repeat slowly…your accent is horrible!
STEVANO: I…Need…Marlena!!!
ALEXA: Ok, Macarena…A particular line dance with a set of simple arm movements and exaggerated hip motion performed to a fast Latin rhythm.

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WILL & SONNY: Alexa, what’s going to happen to us?
ALEXA: I hate to tell you this, but it involves a long long visit to South Africa.

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Yeah, I have a lot of time on my hands… :grinning:

STEVANO: Alexa, I can now perform the Macarena. Did you see me waltzing with my Queen the other day?
ALEXA: Yes. Please do not do that again, EVER.

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Alexa, I want my EJAMI back…and Bo!

Alexa, says: “Sure thing, honey!” :blush:

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Hope you don’t mind me playing, dear fellow posters. I got addicted to that silly FaceBook game where you substitute “Toilet Paper” for one word in a movie title (like Gone With The Toilet Paper). So here are a few more Alexa conversations.

SUSAN BANKS: Uh, Miss Alexa, why, why, why did they fire my boy Will and my Sonny son-in-law?

ALEXA: They are just meaaaannn, meannnn, meaannn.

SUSAN: And, uh Alexa, this is real important to me, so why is Hattie wearin’ what looks like my clothes?
ALEXA: Recycling is the process of collecting and processing materials that would otherwise be thrown away as trash and turning them into new products.

HATTIE: Alexa, Girlfriend, am I cuter, funnier, and more lovable than Dr. Marlena Evans?
ALEXA: Sorry, I didn’t get that Girlfriend thing. But to answer your question: Yes, Yes and Yes.

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BABY MACKENZIE: Buhbuhbuhbuh buh buh? Buhbuhboo?
ALEXA:Yes, I am fluent in a bazillion languages, including BabyTalk. And, no, I don’t know who your mommy and daddy are, but don’t fret, Baby Girl.
By next season, you will be 18 and going off to college with your besties David, Holly and Ariana. You won’t give a ratza$$ about your parents, pardon my French.

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Ben and Ciara: Alexa why are we not Salem Best couple ?
Alexa: because Ron doesn’t know how to write great couples

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BEN & CIARA: Alexa, we are Salem’s Best Couple but are in need of employment. Can you find us jobs where we can stay in bed all day?

ALEXA: Yes. Salem PD needs a good-looking sexy couple who never show up for work and spend most of their time snuggling and so on. I just signed you up.

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This one about the baby killed me. It so true that’s exactly what will happen despite the age difference of the younger characters.

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BRADY: Alexa, can two unrelated babies have identical birthmarks?
ALEXA: No, not even on this show.

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Dear Kibbles: Thanks. I enjoyed this, and is much needed right now. Please come up with some other fun posts.

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You’re welcome. You made my day. Feel free to join in with your own Alexa moments!

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STEVANO: Alexa, play opera music for me!

Alexa: But you are not the real Stefano! How about Jazz, to spice up your day and make it your fav music!

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KAYLA: Alexa, isn’t the frontal lobe in the back of the head?
ALEXA: Say what?

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Kayla: Hey Alexa, tell me how to do the surgrey on my beau?

Alexa: Which one? The sexy Justin or the Hunky Steve?

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Nicole: Alexa…find me a barber shop in or near Salem that’s open

Alexa: All hair salons are closed due to COVID-19 and being a non-essential business…Besides your hair is just starting to look good again, you shouldn’t have shorter hair than your men.

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This is the best Kibbles! I’ve been behind due to work but this really made my day.

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This thread is awesome!!!

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KRISTEN: Bless me Alexa, for I have sinned. A LOT. And yesterday I stabbed a sick old man, although I only used a cheese knife.Plus, my idiot babydaddy will probably take the rap for it. And, oh yes, I was a nun last year. Alexa, will I go to Heaven when I die?
ALEXA: hmmm. I am only programmed to answer questions of a non-metaphysical nature and to open and close garage doors and the like. But, if I had to guess, I’d say you’re going to Hell.

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