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General Hospital’s Hook Exposed… by the Movie to Which the Murder Plot Pays Homage!
Thursday, October 20th, 2022
Math is not our strong suit, but we’ve done some, anyway, and reached a startling conclusion.
Since the start of The Hook’s reign of terror on General Hospital, comparisons have been made to the 1997 slasher flick I Know What You Did Last Summer, in which a hook-wielding serial killer in a rain slicker runs around… well, doing what a hook-wielding serial killer will, with or without a rain slicker. But what if we should have been doing more than making comparisons? What if we should have been drawing conclusions?
Who wore it best? Tank-top edition.
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In the movie, a group of unusually attractive friends cover up the death of a pedestrian that they strike with their car. A year later, their stalking begins, and it turns out that their bloodthirsty tormentor is — spoiler alert — not the guy they thought they’d killed but his killer (who’d been seeking revenge for the death of his daughter).
Who wore it best? Hook edition.
Credit: Columbia Pictures screenshot, ABC screenshot
If we lay that basic plot structure over General Hospital and its Hook storyline, then the killer is clear. In the fall of 2020, Sonny offed Julian Jerome, who’d planted the bomb that left Hot Dustin and Dev pushing up daisies (and put Lulu in a coma). Who might want to strike back for that? His nutso sister, Olivia, that’s who.
“‘Nutso’? I prefer ‘crazy-esque.’”
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Lending credence to this theory is the fact that Diane said that her attacker was a woman. A lot of people have suspected Esme, but no way would the show waste a character with so much potential to wreak havoc. And a resurrected Nelle? Forget it. If she’s brought back from the dead, it will be to make “Millow” miserable and reunite with Mommie Dearest, not to go on a killing spree.
What do you think? Have we solved the mystery? On your way to the comments, check out some of your favorite stars, from Kelly Monaco (Sam) to the late, great Anna Lee (Lila) in their most chilling roles in the below photo gallery.
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<p>We’ll admit that we didn’t visit the optometrist for a few years after seeing <em>The Bold and the Beautiful</em> Emmy winner — whom we all know and love as Steffy — in 2011’s <em>Final Destination 5</em>, the (duh) fifth and (really) final movie in the franchise.</p>
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<p>Years away from <em>Days of Our Lives</em> and the role of Eric, the eventual Emmy winner appeared opposite <em>Mom</em>’s Jaime Pressly in 1997’s <em>Poison Ivy: The New Seduction</em> as… let’s put it this way: a fellow who suffers more than a rash from his involvement with the title character.</p>
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<p>Before joining <em>General Hospital</em> as Sam — heck, before even joining <em>Port Charles</em> as vampire bait Livvie — the actress was shook, so to speak, by <em>Idle Hands</em>, a 1999 horror comedy in which a stoner’s severed appendage, as you can see, has its own ideas about what constitutes “necking.”</p>
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<p>What a fine mess <em>The Young and the Restless</em> legend got herself into in 1963’s <em>Black Zoo</em>! The future Katherine Chancellor is unhappily hitched to a cult leader who uses the big cats in his care to… well, scratch off names from his horrific hit list. Fun fact: Cooper’s “better” half in the picture is played by Michael Gough, the Hammer Horror Films vet who played Alfred the Butler in four Batman movies.</p>
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<p>Arguably, the scariest thing about <em>The Bold and the Beautiful</em> leading lady’s appearance in 2003’s <em>Scary Movie 3</em> was the fact that she acted opposite her future ex-husband, scandal magnet Charlie Sheen; even <em>Shauna</em> might have to shudder at <em>that</em> thought! (Suddenly, the bugs in her 1997 movie, <em>Starship Troopers</em>, don’t seem so creepy, do they?)</p>
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<p>Believe it or not, that’s the actor who brings to life <em>General Hospital</em> heavy Cyrus under all that makeup (on the left with Terence Stamp). In the 1988 sci-fi movie that launched the <em>Alien Nation</em> franchise, he played an E.T. whose involvement in an earthbound murder investigation led to… Hey, you don’t want us to tell you, do you? (Spoiler alert: His fate is more trick than treat!) </p>
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<p>If you watch 1981’s <em>Happy Birthday to Me</em>, trust us: Even the <em>extra</em>-nasty teenage version of <em>The Young and the Restless</em>’ Lauren won’t seem so bad by comparison. In the slasher flick, the actress embodies the rich-bitch cliché to the point that we’re pretty sure when the “friend” played by <em>Little House On the Prairie</em>’s Melissa Sue Anderson blew out her candles, she wished the bad seed would just go away!</p>
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<p>In 1984’s<em> The Initiation</em>, the eventual soap legend — owing to her long run as <em>The Bold and the Beautiful</em> shrink Taylor — plays a college co-ed who… Oh, come <em>on</em>. Just look at the picture. She meets exactly the same fate that most college co-eds do in horror movies. That’s not a spoiler, it’s a given!</p>
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<p>A year after joining <em>Days of Our Lives</em> as Steve, the soap-hopper starred opposite Tawny “the chick in the Whitesnake videos” Kitaen in <em>Witchboard</em>, in witch… sorry, in <em>which</em> everyone really should’ve looked on the other side of an especially dangerous Ouija board to see if checkers was an option. Of note: That’s not Kitaen (briefly Lisa on <em>Santa Barbara</em>) with whom Nichols is pictured, that’s Todd Allen, who played her boyfriend.</p>
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<p>In just a year or so, Hearst would begin a long and memorable daytime career encompassing roles on all four remaining soaps (arguably most notably Ric on <em>General Hospital</em>). But back in 1988, the up-and-comer was still paying his dues by starring in<em> Brain Damage</em>, a wackadoo creepshow in which he becomes hooked on a hallucinogenic secreted into his noggin by a parasite named Elmer. What, <em>that’s</em> the part that seems crazy to you? What would you name <em>your</em> carnivorous parasite — Jeff? Larry?</p>
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<p><em>Grey’s Anatomy</em>, <em>Scalpel</em> wasn’t! The 1977 Southern gothic starred <em>The Young and the Restless</em>’ future Gloria as a disfigured stripper remade by an unsavory plastic surgeon into the spitting image of his daughter for — dun-dun-<em>dunnn</em> — reasons of his own.</p>
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<p>The totally-tubular sci-fi/horror mash-up <em>Night of the Comet</em>, released in 1984, cast <em>Ryan’s Hope</em> vixen Kimberly and <em>Days of Our Lives</em>’ original Kayla as post-apocalyptic Valley girls — with, like, oh my God!<em> The Young and the Restless</em>’ Sharon Farrell (ex-Flo) as their wicked stepmother.</p>
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<p>Speaking of Nina’s mom on <em>The Young and the Restless</em>… in the 1974 classic <em>It’s Alive</em>, she gives birth to a child who is… how to put it delicately. Hmm. We’ll go with “even more challenging than Nina.” As in, the tot has superhuman strength and an urge to kill that’s second only to that of <em>Family Guy</em>’s matricidal Stewie Griffin.</p>
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<p>Some would have called the Daytime Emmy winner crazy for taking on the role(s) of <em>Another World</em> twins Vicky and Marley. But what was <em>really</em> nuts was her rolling the dice and appearing in 1998’s <em>Psycho</em> remake in the role for which Janet Leigh was, um, “showered” with praise. Fun fact: The redo also stars future <em>Hannibal</em> dinner guest Julianne Moore (Frannie/Sabrina, <em>As the World Turns</em>) as Heche’s sister.</p>
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<p>The soap legend-to-be, owing to her epic run as <em>The Young and the Restless</em>’ Nikki, made her silver-screen debut in the suspenseful 1964 Alfred Hitchcock feature <em>Marnie</em> — as the traumatized young version of Tippi Hedren’s title character, no less. Fun fact: Hedren also has soap in her veins; decades after <em>Marnie</em>, she visited <em>The Bold and the Beautiful</em> as Jake Maclaine’s mother, Helen.</p>
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<p>Goofing off? Smoking dope? Having sex? Oh, it was never going to go well for the future big-screen big deal’s camp counselor in 1980’s very first <em>Friday the 13th</em> movie. That said, the slasher flick — one of the earliest movies in which <em>Guiding Light</em>’s Tim ever appeared — still packs into the carnage a major surprise that puts it (severed) head and shoulders above the zillion sequels that followed.</p>
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<p>And <em>The Young and the Restless</em>’ Scott thought wife Sheila Carter was scary! His portrayer learned what it <em>truly</em> meant to be frightened when he and hockey-mask enthusiast Jason Voorhees put their own spin on <em>Psycho</em>’s shower scene in 1984’s <em>Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter</em>. Spoiler alert: It was <em>not</em> the final chapter.</p>
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<p>Hug? Maybe not. <em>Days of Our Lives</em>’ Craig (with <em>Knots Landing</em>’s Lar Park Lincoln) did their best not to become the “new blood” hinted at by the title of 1988’s <em>Friday the 13th: The New Blood</em>. Busy Spirtas also appeared in two <em>Subspecies</em> movies and the sequel to <em>The Hills Have Eyes.</em></p>
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<p>What would’ve happened if <em>All My Children</em>’s manipulative Kendall had traveled in the same social circles as <em>One Life to Live</em>’s trailblazing gay teen, Billy? According to 1997’s slasher classic <em>I Know What You Did Last Summer</em>, they’d have run afoul of the Gorton’s fisherman, to gory results!</p>
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<p>After Sarah Michelle Gellar’s on-screen alter ego made the mistake of holding <em>The Grudge</em> in 2004 — or was <em>The Grudge</em> holding <em>her</em>? — this former <em>General Hospital</em> ingenue (who’d originated the role of Emily) entered the fray as her kid sister in 2006’s creatively-titled <em>The Grudge 2</em>. As you might expect, the curse that gave the franchise its name was not keen on saying, “Bygones.”</p>
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<p>In 2003 — the same year that he joined the cast of <em>The Young and the Restless</em> as Kevin — the future Emmy winner also appeared in the mutant-filled <em>X2</em> (aka <em>X2: X-Men United</em>). Mind you, that’s not exactly the spookiest movie on this list, nor is his role in it the biggest. If memory serves, you’ve already looked at this picture for longer than Rikaart is on screen with Oscar winner Anna Paquin.</p>
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<p>Though as <em>One Life to Live</em>’s rascally Asa, the late daytime icon was usually on the wrong side of the law, he was cast opposite Peter Graves as the sheriff in 1974’s<em> Scream of the Wolf</em>, in which <em>Dark Shadows</em> mastermind Dan Curtis makes a group of antsy townspeople suspect that a murderer’s cry is actually the… well, the title kinda tells ya, doesn’t it?</p>
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<p>Think of this image as a kinda <em>Where’s Waldo?</em> test: Can you spot the actress who plays <em>Days of our Lives</em>’ Abigail? She’s fourth from the right. And in 2017’s <em>Death Race 2050</em>, a sequel to the 1975 cult classic <em>Death Race 2000</em>, she’s a mad, mad motorist who secretly hopes to put to an end the titular contest and its twisted blending of NASCAR and population control.</p>
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<p>We thought that nothing could be more terrifying than <em>General Hospital</em> madman Faison; we were wrong. So. Very. Wrong. Portrayer Anders Hove is <em>way</em> creepier in the 1991-98 series of <em>Subspecies</em> movies, which found him playing a lovesick vampire with nails that were deadlier than Lois Cerullo’s and, obviously, a complete disinterest in whether cutlery might Ginsu his tongue.</p>
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<p>In 1971’s <em>Escape From the Planet of the Apes</em>, the soap icon — still nearly a decade away from being tapped to play <em>The Young and the Restless</em>’ Victor — monkeyed around as a human (in name only!) villain who went ape when he discovered that Kim Hunter’s Zira was, ahem, “with chimp.” (Bonus tidbit: Hunter would later appear on <em>The Edge of Night</em> as fading movie star Nola.) </p>
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<p>No wonder<em> The Young and the Restless</em>’ Leanna launched an “I hate men” campaign. Just <em>look</em> at this photo from 1985’s <em>Re-Animator</em> and what is <em>clearly</em> the worst date ever. Kidding aside, Crampton’s done enough horror movies to host her own film festival. If you want to make a night of it, you could also check out, among others, <em>Chopping Mall</em>, <em>From Beyond</em>, <em>Castle Freak</em> and 2015’s <em>We Are Still Here</em>.</p>
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<p><em>One Life to Live</em>’s former Joey faced something far more intimidating than even mom Viki’s disapproval in 2006’s <em>Slither</em>: outer-space parasites that looked like slugs and took control of everyone but their host’s wife, played by <em>The Hunger Games</em>’ Elizabeth Banks (who we bet you didn’t know <a href="https://soaps.sheknows.com/soaps/news/569015/leonardo-dicaprio-stars-who-did-soap-operas/" target="_blank">got her start on soaps</a>).</p>
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<p>The run-in that <em>Days of Our Lives</em>’ Eve has with some possessed trees in 1987’s bonkers <em>The Evil Dead II</em> just about put us off “roughing it” forever. Well, that and the ticks. And the mosquitoes. And the general outdoorsiness of the outdoors.</p>
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<p>Stream 2015’s <em>The Invitation</em> for <em>The Young and the Restless</em>’ Rey, who RSVPs yes to a dinner party he should probably have turned down, then stay to see <em>Guiding Light</em> powerhouse Tammy Blanchard (Drew) tear it up as a hostess with way bigger problems than burnt hors d’oeuvres.</p>
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<p>We all remember what it looked like when <em>The Bold and the Beautiful</em>’s Stephanie had smoke coming out of her ears. But how many of you recall what it looked like when her Emmy-winning portrayer went up in flames — literally?!? None of you? Then perhaps it’s time you rented 1974’s revered disaster film <em>The Towering Inferno</em>, in which <em>Hart to Hart</em> star Robert Wagner assures side piece Flannery that there’s no reason to get all fired up… except that holy crap! There is! There <em>is</em>!</p>
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