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‘Sprina’ at Last! The General Hospital Twist That All But Guarantees That Their Relationship Is About to Set Sail — and Launch a New Pairing That *Nobody* Wants
Wednesday, July 20th, 2022
Unless we miss our mark, there’s heartbreak in Rory’s future.
Well-played, General Hospital. Very well-played. When the soap had Spencer tap into his conniving Cassadine side and lie to Esme that the DNA test that he’d run revealed the identity of her birth mother, he not only set the stage for his scheming girlfriend to clear Trina’s name, he basically cleared the last obstacle standing between him and the young woman that he really loves.
It was a brilliant move on Spencer’s part. The DNA test results that he has in his possession do not give so much as a clue about who Esme’s biomom is. But Esme doesn’t know that. In order to get a peek at the name on the paperwork, she’ll have to take the stand and somehow make it plain that no way, no how was Trina involved in her revenge porn plot against Josslyn and Cameron.
If it gets Esme herself arrested, so much the better, right?
Spencer’s favorite TV show? Arrested Development.
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At Long Last Love
Assuming that Esme is able to talk Trina out of trouble, there will be nothing left to keep her and Spencer apart. Trina’s legal woes will be as over as Spencer’s relationship with Esme. And let’s be real, that “romance” has been kaput for ages!
So viewers will finally get “Sprina”… which leaves Rory as the odd man out. Crushed, he could find himself vulnerable to the wiles of… ack! No! Esme!
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No, Rory, best not to even look at Esme! Oops… too late.
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An Unexpected Consequence
Think about it. Esme has already “noticed” Rory. Seeing him stretched out at the Metro Court pool, she even quipped that she’d have him arrested for arson, because he was looking “muy caliente.” Soon, especially if she accidentally incriminates herself, she may find herself in dire need of a “friend” within the PCPD.
Rory, under ordinary circumstances, would be too smart to give Esme so much as the time of day. But people — even bright ones — do dumb, dumb things when they’re hurting. And after he loses Trina to Spencer, Rory is going to be living in a world of hurt.
Before we update our photo-filled General Hospital relationship scorecard below, take a look at where all of the romances on the show stand.
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<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Together at last. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> If baby Ace becomes the focus of Spencer’s life, where does that leave the love of his life?</p>
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2/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> “Exed” out. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> It’d be pretty hard for them to come back from her “killing” him to keep him from kidnapping daughter Avery.</p>
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3/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Together. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> The shadow of his comatose wife, Lulu, looms large over their future. Which is odd, because Lulu is not very tall.</p>
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4/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Madly in love. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> His aborted vendetta against his father and her (slightly) softened stance on her mother could open a Pandora’s box of new problems.</p>
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5/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Together. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Working as Michael’s mole has landed Sonny’s henchman in a no-win situation. Possibly even a no-<em>survive</em> situation!</p>
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6/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Finished. Done. Forever. Er, for now. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> We’ll give you a hint — it rhymes with “Trina,” and he’s devoted to her.</p>
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7/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Flirting. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> It’s hard to get a relationship going with Robert’s lost love Holly finding herself back in Port Charles.</p>
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8/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> RIP. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> First, their baby died, then so did Brando. Yeah, 2022 was <em>not</em> a good year for Sasha.</p>
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9/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Divorced. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Again, divorced. But besides that, he’s now married to Portia.</p>
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10/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Broken up.<strong> Their biggest obstacle:</strong> The sex-tape debacle threw such a cold bucket of water on them that it was easy for Dex to reheat her.</p>
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11/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> A non-starter. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> They were just beginning to really connect when The Hook hastened the terminally ill doctor’s demise.</p>
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12/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Kaput. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> It was game over for these two once he realized that she wasn’t drawn that way, she actually was bad — to the bone.</p>
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13/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Unhappily married. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> The wedding-day reveal that Curtis, not Taggert, might be Trina’s father ended the couple’s honeymoon before it had even begun.</p>
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14/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Together at last. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Their relationship, like they themselves, seems to always be in danger of one kind or another.</p>
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15/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Happily hitched. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> It’s hard to keep a relationship stable in a town as quake-prone as Port Charles!</p>
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16/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Life partners. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Endometriosis be damned, they want to start a family.</p>
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17/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Divorced. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Brad’s lie about Wiley’s parentage was the kinda deal-breaker that his husband didn’t want to renegotiate. Also, where <em>is</em> Lucas these days?</p>
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18/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> A thing of the past.<strong> Their biggest obstacle:</strong> His hookup with his son’s scheming girlfriend will go down in history as one of his biggest regrets — that is, if he ever emerges from that coma.</p>
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19/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Kaput. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> For them to try, try again, she’d have to get over his whopper of a lie about Sasha being her daughter. Considering that she has since told a few herself, it could happen.</p>
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20/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> As dead as he is. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> His passing brought their new beginning to an abrupt end. For the moment.</p>
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21/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Sparring partners. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> The trick for them — and the fun — is realizing that the sparks flying aren’t just animosity.</p>
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22/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Committed. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Nina’s decision to rat out Sonny’s ex Carly to the SEC could render “Sona” DOA.</p>
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23/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Sadly ended. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> The real-life loss of Sonya Eddy cut short her character’s latest love story.</p>
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24/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> The picture of a happy marriage. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Their family tree is sure to be uprooted when they find out that a branch needs to be hung for Cody.</p>
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25/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Dead and buried. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> It’s pretty hard to get a relationship going when both characters are pushing up daisies.</p>
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26/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Apart… for now. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> In the end, we’re pretty sure they’re going to realize that they’re meant for one another.</p>
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27/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Reunited. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> They’ve rebounded from the misstep that nearly did in their romance. But is the attraction of these opposites strong enough to make them lifers?</p>
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28/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Apart… though not by choice. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Just as the Falconeris appeared to be on the verge of reuniting, she slipped into a coma and he, into Sam’s arms.</p>
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29/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Split up. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> First, she recalled killing his wife. Then, she lied that she was having Nikolas’ baby. Now, pfft. Forget it.</p>
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30/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Head over heels. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Obstacle? What obstacle? They’re perfect for one another.</p>
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31/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Finito. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> After she fell for fake husband Michael for real, Chase moved on — and <em>toward</em> Brook Lynn.</p>
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<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Over before they began. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> His sister Amy’s conniving moved him right out of town — and her boss’ life.</p>
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33/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> They are, as k.d. lang would sing, one another’s constant craving. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Circumstances keep conspiring to keep them from being together long enough to do more than steal the occasional kiss.</p>
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<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Deader than dead. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Even before his latest demise, she’d stuck a fork in their dangerous relationship.</p>
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35/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Done. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> There was more to the doctor than met the eye — and Maxie didn’t like what she saw.</p>
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36/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Former General Hospital colleagues. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> First she stuck him in the friend zone. Then she herself got stuck in the morgue!</p>
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37/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Frenemies. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Though Avery’s parents would probably make a killer power couple, she’s just happy that she still has a pulse after murdering his old flame, Connie.</p>
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<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Old friends, ex-lovers and coconspirators. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> In their hearts, they want more than anything to be with other people (Ava and Finn, respectively). Also, Nikolas’ whole coma thing.</p>
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39/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Sweethearts. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Given their lack of screentime, we can’t tell whether they’re getting enough quality time.</p>
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<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Married. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Like everyone else in town, Olivia thinks Ned ratted out Carly and Drew to the SEC.</p>
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41/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Together. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Nina has reported them to the SEC for insider trading.</p>
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42/43
<p><strong>Current status:</strong> A grave matter. <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> If her love for Spencer drove one nail after another into their relationship’s coffin, Rory’s death drove the final one in.</p>
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<p><strong>Current status:</strong> Status? Are you kidding? <strong>Their biggest obstacle:</strong> Ava would sooner drop dead than have anything to do with the obsessed serial killer. Thankfully, he was dispatched before it came to that.</p>
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