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The GH Rant from June 2 – 6:

The melancholy start to the week lingered until sadness spread throughout the hospital, but not before Port Charles was engulfed in anger and confusion with the return from the presumed dead to two women scorned. Could we ever ask for more drama?

Oh, for Heaven’s sake.
Let’s start with the ridiculous mention of the week. Carly and Franco can’t keep their mouths shut. They are the bad bearers of bad news. They’ll do nothing more than anger Ava and hopefully we’ll be privy to her hormonal wrath in the coming weeks. There’s no one left for Carly to fight with so Ava is a suitable chew toy to keep her from going soft now that AJ’s gone and she’s friends with Sam.

It was hardcore tissue time. The cast of the hospital staff pulled off the incredible heart-wrenching story of baby Gabriel’s passing that included Epiphany, Felix and Liz. It was devastating, touching and disappointing. Where was Robin? She’ll be sorry that she was gone. Her family is hanging on by a thread and it’s possible Patrick will make her pay for what she’s done by leaving her family. Hopefully Faux Luke will pay for this.

Goodbye Jasam?
Great timing for Sam and Silas to exchange their “I love you’s” to one another. It’s hard to wait for what will be the double whammy if Jason returns from the dead. At least we have Nina to entertain us with her quirky subliminal creepiness. It’s hard to tell if she’s threatening or if something’s mentally off with her after surviving her comatose state. We almost couldn’t wait for her to show up, but now it’s hard to want her to stay because she’s just there to muck things up for Sam and Silas. The truly funny thing was no one even blinked when they found out Silas’ dead wife was alive. It is so par for the course for Port Charles. What was more annoying was how everyone wanted to give Silas and Nina space. Julian suggested they needed their privacy. How about they leave Danny’s party and let his family celebrate his life without the creepy undead wife in the wheelchair raining on the two-year-old’s parade. Someone needs to explain what kind of a rehabilitation facility she was released from that doesn’t intervene with the family upon her release. She hasn’t been in the real world for something like twenty years and she’s ready to have her nurse primp her up for a goodnight cuddling session with the husband she was mad at before her mother drugged her. This trip is going to just keep on getting tripier.

Beginning of something real.
For Liz it was real, as in real bad but not for all the reasons she believes. Liz finds something wrong with her men right after she sleeps with them. This time it was only what Nik thought was wrong with Ric. Oops, there she goes again, falling into another man’s arms. She better watch out before Nik whisks her away back to Spoon Island.