What if? (ABC)

“GH” Rundown for the week of May 6 – 10:

If you can’t beat them, join them. So the saying goes, and it applied to many characters in Port Charles this week.

The four stooges.
Tracy, AJ, Spinelli and Luke took their show on the road. Nikolas and Elizabeth were really just along for the ride. After Tracy found out why they were staying in the hotel they were in, it was all downhill from there. No one in their right mind would even want to be a fly on the wall for that fiasco. Tracy was funny when she was trying not to check out all of Nikolas’ ink. She thought he should wear a shirt instead of walk around like a beefcake from some afternoon soap opera… Nikolas thought Tracy probably watched a lot of those. Of course she admitted to watching only one. If you were to be a fly on the wall, that hotel lobby was probably the best place. Instead of watching AJ flop around like a fish out of water during his weekly panic attack, you could watch Luke and Damian square off for title of best treasure hunter. Who would have thought Spinelli was no match for Luke Spencer when it came down to hunting a mystery heir? Luke was sporting a pair of vampiresque sunglasses indoors. He probably can smell Q blood at a considerable distance, day or night. By week’s end, Tracy being holed up in Nik’s room by two goons just showed us that this relish war can’t get any crazier. To quote Tracy, “What in the name of Richard Simmons went on here?”

Friends of Spinelli.
Carly and Michael had the pleasure of introducing us to the newest cyber-geek on the block. Sonny was probably glad he missed that. All hail to The Jackal, Woodrow wasn’t as cyber-savvy as Damian but he got the job done.

Try to remember.
Okay, I’ll preface by saying, I don’t hate nuLulu, but they’ve replaced all scenes of old-Lulu with nuLulu as she flashed back and remembered her history. One could understand the confusion if they didn’t do that, but it is annoying because they’ve decided they need to use so many flashbacks all of a sudden. Just write the girl some new stuff already and be more selective in the flashbacks.