Credit: Mad as hell. (ABC)

“GH” Rundown Week of October 1-5:

It was wedding week in Port Charles and Maxie – while making sure everyone had their crab appetizers – really pulled together a lovely ceremony given the location was in The Haunted Star which was supposed to have just been totally looted during the epidemic. And just like any other Daytime union, the coming together of Sonny and Kate did not disappoint.

Connie’s reveal:
Some posters had guessed last week that the secret deal between Connie and Johnny was a marriage, which not only prevents Sonny from having Connie committed, but now the two of them will not have to testify against each other in court, which is sure to put a kink in justice for Cole and Hope. In fact, nearly two weeks ago, Scrimmage said, “What if it’s a marriage license, but not for a fake or prior marriage? What if Connie intends to dump Sonny at the altar, and marry Johnny? That’s why she’s having the wedding at the Haunted Star so that Johnny could be there. Surely he wouldn’t have been invited. That kind of public humiliation would almost certainly drive Sonny away for good, and as for Johnny’s motivation, a real marriage would mean Connie couldn’t testify against him. Genius!” Right on Scrimmage!

Steve’s stupidity:
Who else wants to smack Steve? Could he be more insulting to Olivia, who has proven him wrong over and over again? When she overheard him telling her own son that she may need to head back to Shadybrook because of her suspicions that Kate was really Connie – when everyone else should have noticed it too – was ludicrous. Oh, and then when he jumped up at the wedding to let everyone know she hasn’t been feeling well when she tried to stop the wedding. He has shown her absolutely zero support and that Falconeri needs to kick him to the curb. But instead she gave him takeout and sex.

Starr’s revenge:
While it is kind of understandable that Starr went ballistic on Connie at the wedding reception, it is a little off considering her earlier stance that victims of DID are just that – victims. She even gave that impassioned plea in the courtroom in an effort to save Kate. So now, instead of wanting to help Kate be free of Connie or get the help she needs, Starr wants her to be punished. And not only that, she has invoked the wrath of Todd to help her out. Not that he is going to considering how wrapped up in Johnny’s troubles he is. Todd is actually in quite a pickle all around, so it will be interesting to see how he tries to weasel his way out of all of it.

Wedding attire:
Other than the too-big bloom Dante tried not very successfully to pin on Sonny’s lapel everyone looked pretty sharp for the ceremony. Loved Connie’s ass smacking routine in the short, tight gown Kate would never wear.