‘Arrr’ You Ready?

“Aye aye” think we should start with a throwback to Days of Our Lives’ 2011 Halloween party and “soul-mateys” Bo (Peter Reckell) and Hope (Kristian Alfonso) doing their best to make pirate chic a thing.
“Aye aye” think we should start with a throwback to Days of Our Lives’ 2011 Halloween party and “soul-mateys” Bo (Peter Reckell) and Hope (Kristian Alfonso) doing their best to make pirate chic a thing.
In 2004, Sally (Darlene Conley) — aka the most masterful master of diguise ever to play dress-up on Bold & Beautiful — hatched a scheme that was so bonkers, it required her to don Massimo drag.
Wonder if Julius Caesar salad was on the menu the year that Young & Restless dressed up Lily (Christel Khalil) as Cleopatra.
When Days of Our Lives’ Jan (Heather Lindell) said in 2004 that she wanted to grow old with Shawn (then Jason Cook), this wasn’t quite what she had in mind.
Somewhere John Hughes had to be smiling as General Hospital paid tribute to his ’80s classic with Trina (then Sydney Mikayla), Dev (Ashton Arbab), Cameron (William Lipton) and Josslyn (Eden McCoy) in 2019.
… or is it just Bold & Beautiful schemer Thomas (Matthew Atkinson) looking for all the world like the kinda fireman that shows up at a bachelorette party and then sets off the “smokin’” alarm?
In 2015, The Young and the Restless’ Nikki (Melody Thomas Scott) seized the opportunity to let out her inner Mae West. Why she would’ve ever put her inner Mae West back in is a question we are ill-equipped to answer.
In 2003, Days of Our Lives had Elvis — that is, Lucas (Bryan R. Dattilo) — say, “I love Lucy” — that is, Sami (Alison Sweeney). Got all that? ’Cause we’re not sure we do.
General Hospital scared up a new look with which Lisa (Brianna Brown) could terrorize Robin (Kimberly McCullough) in 2011. But judging from the latter’s blasé reaction, we’re guessing all she saw in her tormentor’s costume was pie.
In 2016, it was steampunk all the way for Bold & Beautiful trick-or-treaters Caroline (Linsey Godrey, now Sarah on Days of Our Lives) and Thomas (then Pierson Fodé).
After driving off a bridge in 1990, Guiding Light’s “late” Reva (Kim Zimmer) resurfaced as an Amish amesiac. And Alan (Ron Raines)? He wasn’t Amish, nor did he have amnesia; he just couldn’t resist a snazzy pair of suspenders.
We have to gloved-hand it to Young & Restless’ Devon (Bryton James): When it came to his 2017 Michael Jackson costume, nobody could beat it.
RuPaul’s Drag Race judge Michelle Visage would’ve had a field day clocking their scruff, but Days of Our Lives’ Chad (Billy Flynn), Sonny (Zach Tinker) and Will (Chandler Massey) still put their best stilleto’d feet forward on Beyond Salem in 2021.
In 2019, General Hospital sent Maxie (Kirsten Storms) and Peter (Wes Ramsey) so far back in time that pigeons had yet to do their business on that headstone.
Here’s the Bold & Beautiful tag team of Sally (Darlene Conley) and Gladys (Phyllis Diller) “plumbing” the depths of their imagination in 2003 to role-play their way into… Well, knowing them, hot water. But that’s rarely the goal.
When Loving took a trip to Universal Studios in Florida in 1993, Ava (Lisa Peluso) drove King Kong… well, ape.
Knowing how much there was, ahem, at stake, The Young and the Restless’ Billy (Jason Thompson) really sunk his teeth into Halloween in 2019. Hope they weren’t serving garlic dip!
In 1997, Days of Our Lives’ Susan (then Eileen Davidson) was all dressed up with nowhere to go. Then again, where would one go in an outfit that’s so very… um… very.
General Hospital let future exes Michael (Chad Duell) and Sasha (Sophia Mattsson) make it up as they went along on Halloween in 2019.
Beneath that flimsy pastel disguise in 2005 was the unimistakable face of Bold & Beautiful knockout Taylor (then Hunter Tylo).
In 2003, The Young and the Restless offered a glimpse of what it would look like if it hit Victor (Eric Braeden) with a case of Soap-Opera Rapid-Aging Syndrome.
Even guest star Maureen O’Sullivan had to look away in 1981 when All My Children tried to pass off the sinful Erica Kane (Susan Lucci) as a twisted sister.
Even as he headed out for the evening, General Hospital had Curtis (Donnell Turner) go Holmes for Halloween 2019 — Sherlock Holmes, that is.
In 2009, The Bold and the Beautiful had Owen (Brandon Beemer, now Shawn, Days of Our Lives) make throw a pass at to Jackie (Lesley-Anne Down) while Pam (Alley Mills) did her best to referee.
That, believe it or not, is Young & Restless’ Phyllis (Michelle Stafford) exceptionally well-disguised in 2005. Wonder if she discovered that blondes really do have more fun.
… we can always tell Days of Our Lives’ Princess Gina (Kristian Alfonso) from Hope. As in this photo from 2012, the royal pain is almost never seen without champagne, a cigarette and a haughty expression.
When General Hospital told A Christmas Carol in 2019, Ava (Maura West), Josslyn (Eden McCoy) and Obrecht (Kathleen Gati) got made over as the ghosts of Christmas future, past and gorgeous. Sorry, present — future, past and present.
Dunno how this picture from 2015 got in here. This is just a shot of the Bold & Beautiful mother/son duo of Quinn (Rena Sofer) and Wyatt (Darin Brooks) on their way to pick up a few things at Piggly Wiggly.
Young & Restless’ Nick (Joshua Morrow) only wore one incredibly lifelike mask — to turn him into a replica of ex-brother-in-law J.T. (Thad Luckinbill) — but it sure did the trick. He scared the bejesus out of half of Genoa City; now they all have to take bejesus supplements.
Days of Our Lives revealed in 2007 that the DiMera/Brady feud had its origins in… Wait, what? EJ (then James Scott) and Sami (Alison Sweeney) looking like contenders to win second prize in a costume contest?
Cruella de Vil was embodied by General Hospital femme fatale Ava (Maura West) in 2019. But don’t worry: The coat is “foe” fur.
We jest. The Bold and the Beautiful went extra wild and crazy to celebrate Halloween in 2019. Just to be on the safe side, though, let’s keep Douglas (Henry Joseph Samiri) away from the villainess in the previous photo, shall we?
Though Days of Our Lives’ Rafe (Galen Gering) was hopelessly devoted to Sami (Alison Sweeney) in 2011, they didn’t get the happy ending that Danny and Sandy did.
Ironically, the same year that Young & Restless’ Mariah (Camryn Grimes) crossed the borderline with Tessa, she celebrated Halloween looking like a virgin. Well, like Madonna circa her album of the same name, anyway.
In 1981, Ryan’s Hope had archaeologist Ari (Gordon Thomson) convinced that mild-mannered Faith (Karen Morris-Gowdy) was the reincarnation of an Egyptian queen. Um… could the outfit have had something to do with it?
All Bold & Beautiful psycho Sheila (Kimberlin Brown) had to do to convince people that she was Lina was put on a red wig, glasses and a mask that slightly altered her appearance. Oh, and not try to murder anybody; that helped, too.
Days of Our Lives’ recreated 1990s flashbacks in 2020 recast Abigail (Marci Miller) as Jennifer and outfitted her in, if we’re not mistaken, Seinfeld’s infamous puffy shirt.
General Hospital fans might guess Todd Manning. Or Franco Baldwin. Or Austin Gatlin-Holt. And they’d be kinda right, because that is Roger Howarth. But this isn’t actually a General Hospital photo but one from As the World Turns, where in 2009, the soap-hopper was playing Paul.
Somehow people saw through the cater-waiter disguises that Bold & Beautiful schemers Shirley (Patrika Darbo) and Sally (Courtney Hope) donned in 2017.
No, Young & Restless’ Nick (Joshua Morrow) wasn’t engaging in some Justin Bieber cosplay in 2021, he was working out then-significant other Phyllis’, ahem, kinks as Sven the Masseur.
Has anybody ever more convincingly adopted a devil-may-care attitude than did Days of Our Lives’ Lucas (Bryan R. Dattilo) in 2004? And before you ask, “‘Witch’ character is that with him?” we’ll tell ya: It’s Sami (Alison Sweeney).
Every day was Halloween for Passions sorceress Tabitha (Juliet Mills). And in our heart of hearts, we like to think that it still is.
Actually, Young & Restless’ Sheila (Kimberlin Brown) didn’t need one to fool boss Gina (Patty Weaver) in 2005. The ol’ fake-nose-and-Swing-Out-Sister-wig get-up worked. Maybe it was the English accent that sold her waitress act.
Days of Our Lives’ Shawn (then Jason Cook) probably still has nightmares about his 2004 stint the imprisoned “patient” in the care of “Nurse Wretched” — aka Jan (Heather Lindell). We know we do!
Close but no cigar. That’s April Knight, the Patty Duke-style lookalike cousin that Bold & Beautiful gave Amber (Adrienne Frantz) in 2003.
As Young & Restless’ Traci feverishly worked on her next novel in 2019, she imagined Lily (Christel Khalil) and Cane (Daniel Goddard) bringing to life her characters in period garb. Not that the garb was period to the characters, they lived in that period. But you knew what we meant… right?
Anyone who looked directly at Days of Our Lives’ possessed Marlena (Deidre Hall) would have gasped, “Jeepers creepers, where’d you get those peepers?” — and promptly taken away from her any and all sharp, stabby implements.
In 2007, As the World Turns outfitted Gwen (Jennifer Landon) and Will (Jesse Lee Soffer) in what sure looked like outfits from the fancy-schmancy section of Ye Olde Thrift Shoppe.
In 2008, Bold & Beautiful’s Bridget (Ashley Jones) threw on a wig and really convinced folks herself that she was Madame X, the mysterious new designer hired to doodle gladrags for Jackie (Lesley-Anne Down).
When Young & Restless had Dylan (Steve Burton) infiltrate the Mafia in 2016, the undercover detective changed his whole appearance… a little. But if he’d really wanted to convincingly portray a mobster…
As General Hospital hitman Jason (also Steve Burton) could’ve told him, the costume to put on was the one that the Fonz had made cool on Happy Days. (Hey, when you have information that valuable, ya don’t — wait for it — sit on it.)