Seeing Red
When an outfit has as many buttons to button as Brooke’s, sometimes you just wanna stand there for a minute to let everyone in the room appreciate the hard work you put into getting dressed.
Too Haute to Handle: Bold & Beautiful’s Eye-Popping Fashions [PHOTOS]
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‘Just One More Thing… ’
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI If Columbo had known as much about fashion as Brooke, his trench coats might’ve looked a whole lot sleeker.
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‘Naval’-Gazing
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Under Thomas’ navy-blue jacket, he’s working some cool-ass camo… which, come to think of it, probably only works as camo if he’s trying to hide in some indigo underbrush.
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Good Grief
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI For some reason, wearing this particular button-down, Thomas gives us Charlie Brown vibes. Well, scruffy, buff Charlie Brown vibes, anyway.
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‘Beam Me Up, Scotty!’
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Few and far between are the Star Trek crew members who ever filled out a Starfleet uniform as well as Thomas. And thank goodness the shirt isn’t red!
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Purple Reign
Image Credit: CBS Bill told Wyatt that this suit made him look like a grape. Which sounded to us like, ahem, sour grapes. Get that eye on fashion, Daddy-O!
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Well, Yellow There!
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Props to Zoe: Were we to ever get into an ensemble this complicated and knotty, we’d probably have to be cut back out of it.
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Bow-Tied
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Who needs a man to send roses, right, Zoe? Here, she’s swathed in in a whole florist shop’s worth. Possibly two. (That dress goes all the way down to the floor!)
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Release the Kraken!
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Some people wear their hearts on their sleeve, others — like Zoe — wear a sea monster on their chest. And just like that, we suddenly feel like ordering sushi.
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Girls Just Wanna Have Font
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI This wordy top of Quinn’s seems to say the same thing over and over again. And that thing? “Letter have it.” See what we did there? Do we have to — ha! — spell it out for ya? We’re here all week, folks.
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‘I Got You, Beige’
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Not only does Carter’s jacket perfectly hug his legendary biceps, that turtleneck could come in awfully handy, should a tryst with secret lover Quinn leave him, so to speak, a “marked” man.
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Is It Hot in Here, or Is It Just That Pink?
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Cougars are so 2019. Just ask Donna here: It’s cheetah print that’s the cat’s meow in 2021.
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Perfect for the Werkplace
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Obviously, if Paris is going to give you the cold shoulder, it’s going to be the right one. Hopefully, she keeps a wrap in her office.
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Breaking Patterns
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Part prom tux, part winter-formal dress, we don’t know what to make of this avant-garde ensemble of Paris’. But one thing we do know: That’s fashion, baby!
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Blue Note
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI The color of the gown Zende gave Paris all but defines the term “bold and beautiful.”
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Bright Idea
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Now there’s a get-up that makes a statement. If only we could figure out whether that statement is “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is my all-time favorite musical” or “I’m wearing the rest of my superheroine costume under this.”
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So Hip, It Hurts
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Of course Zende wouldn’t wear socks with a get-up this cutting-edge. What is he, your grandpa? Pshaw.
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In Full Bloom
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Flo’s floral-print minidress is accentuated by light, lace sleeves suggesting that she wants to be prepared, should she catch a chill. But only a slight chill.
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Hue’s That Girl?
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Thank you, Flo, for this vivid — and we do mean vivid — reminder that when we can’t choose which color to wear, we can just wear all of them.
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‘Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Shorter’
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI (2) Hemlines are rising as quickly as the temperature on Bold & Beautiful. But if anybody’s going to win the unofficial miniskirt challenge — sorry, Flo — it’s going to be the sex bomb who once launched Brooke’s Bedroom.
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Grin and Bare Shoulders
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI From the chest up, Hope’s dress looks like the perfect thing to wear to sit on a sunny veranda drinking cocktails with umbrellas in them. From the chest down, however, it looks as cozy as an afghan, like something you’d wear (or have thrown over you) in front of a roaring fireplace. Wait, is this outfit secretly the show’s first split-personality storyline?
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New From Haus of Forrester…
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Judging from this take on a German peasant dress, among the heroine’s hopes for the future is to hit the catwalk at Oktoberfest.
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‘West Coast… Western… What’s the Difference?’
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI Why so skeptical, Eric? Hope couldn’t have more flawlessly served Jessie from Toy Story realness if she’d thrown on a pair of chaps.
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A Real Head-Turner
Image Credit: Howard Wise/JPI After getting an eyeful of what they dubbed Hope’s “Little Bo Beep Dress,” fans flocked to Soaps.com to play Project Runway judge.
