All My Children Weekly Blog!!
Ryan's too blamey! (Soaps.com)
Pondering Pine Valley
April 20 – April 24
Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be the lead character in a soap opera? I do. I even imagine how I would react in the situations that Kendall, Adam, Krystal and Tad find themselves in. Of course I do everything perfectly…
On with the blog, I’m taking over! Kristina doesn’t know what she’s talking about! Rooting for Adam, Tad and Zach. What a waste! David, Ryan and Annie are the future of this show. And I, Evil Twin, will show you why!
David is king. David is hot. David is the second coming of Christ and he needs to give all of these holier-than-thou Pine Valley types the run around but good! Jake? A simpering fool. He needs to run far away from Amanda so David can have his baby. Tad? A real moron who wouldn’t know true love if it bit him in the … Sorry, even evil twins can’t say that. Marrying Krystal was Tad’s biggest mistake yet and now he can’t let her go! David deserves to have his life, his children, his marriage and his career! Scott Chandler’s heart valve doesn’t hold a candle to the miracles David could perform in the operating room, and everyone knows it. Thank goodness Krystal came to her senses and came back to David this week. It was also nice to see him needling Amanda about what he’ll be taking from her in just a few short weeks!
The Chandler Wars
Let all of the Chandler men fight to the death. Let no one survive. Well, maybe JR. Drunken JR, he’s the most interesting of the bunch.
Wait! You can’t say that! The Chandler’s are a core family. They fund hospitals and foundations and Adam’s escapades, marriages and divorces make for great entertainment. JR is a good dad, Scott is a nice addition and together they are exactly what Pine Valley needs to take David down a few notches!
Skripendifoobin! Smash. Thwap! Alright, I’m back in control. Kristina’s locked back in the basement. Someone needs to tell the truth about Pine Valley and I’m the only one who will do it.
The Chandler men are toxic. Adam's losing his mind, JR is one step away from another binge and Scott could be heading Randi to a quickie divorce thanks to her interrupted Internet 'date'. These men are not paragons of virtue. They are toxic and need to be stopped. Maybe Annie's available….
Annie's Great Escape
The only thing better than Annie's Great Escape would have been taking Emma with her. Then she could twist Emma's mind just as hers was twisted. Every soap opera needs a great, crazy-evil character and killing Richie shows that Annie has the guts to act when needed. She also stabbed Erica and tried to kill Greenlee. That makes her a heroine to me and I was sorry to see her head to the Maldives on Thursday's show. You know what, though? I don't think Annie is really gone for good. She'll be back very soon. Why? Because Ryan still needs to be punished!
Although I'm all for the 'I Didn't Do It' defense, if Ryan blames one more person for Greenlee's death I'm going to have to track down Annie, have her hire David and then lock up Ryan in the Chandler Tunnels for a little experimentation. So far Ryan has blamed Zach, Reese, Annie and Aidan for Greenlee's death. Evil Twin or not, I agree with Kristina on this one: Ryan needs to stop blaming and face what really happened. He drove Greenlee to the road that night and from there Kendall took over. Blaming 500 other people won't change what happened. Deal with it and grow up.
And speaking of Kendall, did you open a jar of stupid this week? She jumps into bed with Ryan a day after Zach says they need to work on their marriage and now she's mad that Zach had a one-night-stand with another woman? And she blames Reese for it? I take back the jar of stupid comment, it must have been a mixed jar of stupid and blame!
Is she a daughter from the past? We only have hints but I hope so. Wreck Krystal's life just a little bit more. Maybe she's an Evil Twin like me…bwahahaha! But I do hope she isn't David's kid, too. Seriously the last thing David needs is another 20-something kid telling him he is worthless or evil, and you know those evil Martin men will convince her that David is untrustworthy. Those guys are so good at lying they probably don't even realize they're doing it.
Screeeeeeee! (Kristina looks left, then right. She bolts forward and slaps duct tape over Evil Twin's mouth and smiles.)
Alright, well that was a little venomous, wasn't it? Slightly entertaining but venomous all the same. I've regained control of that other writer and sentenced her to twenty years in a basement far, far away. Someplace with much better security than Oak Haven!
You guys shocked me this week! In the poll about Liza 45% of you (more than 170 votes!!) said Liza needs to get with Ryan! Interesting. I actually threw Ryan's name in the poll just to round it out but maybe you see something I haven't! Zach and Tad were close runners up!
Until next Friday, fans!