I Wallowed in Love but it's Wrong.Wednesday, August 06 2008
Tabitha is forced to make another huge choice, lava heads for the church, the camera is fixed.
In the church basement, Gwen tells Ethan that they should be leaving for their honeymoon. Ethan suspects there must really be something on that video tape. Theresa wants them to play it since Gwen is so petrified. "You two witches are going to get exactly what you deserve!" Theresa smirks. Little Ethan repeats what he heard Gwen say. All of the Lopez-Fitzgerald's gather together against her and Rebecca, refusing to let them leave the room. Everyone wants to see what's on the tape and nothing they can say will stop them. As Ethan fumbles with the camera, the two women stand aside and hope it is actually broken.
As Little Ethan hooks the camera up to a TV, Rebecca still wants to make a break for it. Gwen won't let her. Fancy and Sheridan watch them, sure that someone is about to get hurt. Little Ethan rewinds the tape and it starts to play. Gwen and Rebecca wring their hands while Sam explains that he must have left the camera running. As the tape plays, the sound only works for the first moment and stops. Gwen says that's because there is nothing to hear and she's starting to feel insulted by all of this. Theresa points out that they heard Gwen say that Ethan can never know the horrible things she's done. He demands an explanation. She says that she just splurged on their honeymoon and had to get her mother to help pay for it. "I want to be on this wonderful honeymoon so, please, can we just go?" she asks.
Upstairs, Tabitha laughs after Kay tells her that she was just in Heaven. Kay's not sure why they let her in, but it was beautiful. Eve's having a hard time dealing with this: "First everyone goes to Hell and then everybody goes to Heaven... who is your travel agent?" Tabs just wants to hear about Timmy but the thought is interrupted when baby Endora suddenly appears. She tells her mother that Timmy told her how to stop the disaster. Eve wants to drink the sacrificial wine. Julian tells her to stop; life may be strange, but they can face anything as long as they're together. Kay explains that Tabitha needs to do something to save Harmony. Endora bursts out laughing. A drunken Esme stumbles in looking for the weddings. She wonders where the priest is; she needs to make a confession again - she was down at the wharf when the fishing boats came in and she became the catch of the day. She strolls out, saying that she saw lava running down the street outside.
Esme stumbles into the basement and tells everyone how much she was looking forward to sitting through four boring weddings. She stumbles toward the priest's office and knocks the camera on the floor. Theresa clutches at it. "Oh no! I'm never going to be able to prove what Gwen and Rebecca did!" she gasps. Theresa cries about how unfair this is. Fancy prompts Esme to apologize. Rebecca says Fate must not want Theresa to win. Ethan says it looks like nothing was on the tape anyway. Theresa clings to Ethan and refuses to let it end this way. Luis threatens to bring the camera to the crime lab. Gwen is smug. Pilar starts swearing. Gwen declares that the order of the universe has finally been corrected and she and Ethan will be together for good.
"Poor Theresa," Sheridan tells Gwen. They watch as Ethan and Theresa hold each other. Sheridan wonders how her friend can want to spend her life with a man who loves another woman. Gwen reminds her of their vows to be with the men they love and accuses Sheridan of settling for second best.
Back upstairs, Kay kneels down and tells Tabitha that she has to be baptized. "Let some decrepit old priest pour water on my head and consecrate my life to the wrong side? No, not me!" Tabs snaps. Kay tells her that God is the right side. "Not where I come from," Tabs insists. There's no way she's doing this. The last time she had anything to do with a baptism, John the Baptist's head ended up on a platter. Kay and Endora beg her to save the town. She refuses. Miguel reminds her that the magma is outside the church. She still refuses; she's always been a Dark Side witch. Julian reminds her she's not a witch anymore. Tabitha still refuses to betray the Dark Side. Julian tells her to give something to the town. She continues to refuse. Kay tells her that being baptized is actually a gift. Tabitha doesn't follow. Miguel explains that it means eternal life. Tabs had that before she gave up her powers. Kay says this isn't the witch version of eternal life where you're condemned to spending centuries doing evil. "Some of us like that sort of thing," Tabs points out.
Back downstairs, Theresa cries and apologizes for ruining everyone's wedding day. Ethan asks for a moment alone with her. "I don't like to see you cry," he tells her. He just got her back and now he is losing her again, but he doesn't have any hope for them. "I'm only half a man right now without you," he says. She cries about everything they've lost. He knows that everything she did was just because she loves him. He promises that their hearts will always be one. Gwen reminds him that they have a plane to catch. Ivy stops her. "Do you think you'll ever be able to make him happy?" she asks. Gwen does. She breaks Ethan away from Theresa and tells him that he's had enough time with Theresa. Gwen takes Ethan to the door and tells everyone that they have their true loves and she has the right to have Ethan. Pilar tells her that her marriage is a joke. Gwen tells her she and her family are bad Catholics. Esme calls her a word that rhymes with witch. Ethan tells her to stop embarrassing herself. Theresa continues to beg Ethan not to leave. She runs into Ethan's arms again and tells him she can't live without him. He loves her, but Gwen is his wife. Before he can leave, Sam walks in with the camera: It's been fixed. It plays and they can hear that Gwen and Rebecca exposed Ethan to the tabloids. Gwen tries to pull him out but he pushes her away.
Meanwhile, Kay makes the pitch for Heaven again but Tabitha doesn't like all the singing and dancing or the wings. Kay reminds her that Timmy is there and may never see her again if she doesn't do this. Tabitha misses the boy, but she'd have to die to see him. Miguel explains what eternal life means but Tabs thinks they all just want to save themselves. Eve argues that if Julian can change and use the Crane empire for good, she can be good too. Tabitha wants to stay evil. Kay tells her she stopped being evil when Timmy came into her life. "I wallowed in love but it's wrong," Tabitha insists. Kay has never met another witch who has friends and makes sacrifices for her neighbors. Tabs is tired of being bullied and insists she doesn't have a heart. Endora conjures up a device so that she can hear her heart beat. She's baffled; she doesn't have a heart, she repeats. Kay says that love has made her human. Everyone continues prodding her to be baptized. This is Endora's dream, the only way she and her mother can be together forever. Looking in her little girl's eyes, Tabs finally agrees to do it for her. Everyone except Tabitha is relieved. Kay tries to zap up Father Lonigan to perform the ritual but gets Esme instead.
Next on Passions:
"You're going to know everything! We're going to be together!" Theresa smiles.
Mount Harmony erupts and the lava heads to town.
"There's no way in Hell I will ever baptize that witch!" Father Lonigan says.
Theresa walks down the aisle in her wedding dress to a smiling Ethan.
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