Living Inside Fraternity Row.Monday, December 19 2011
Roxy's dreams come true, DNA tests are requested, and questions of infidelity erupt...
After passing out on the closed set of "Fraternity Row" Roxy wakes up and questions David, who claims he's Derwood - back from the dead. He calls Roxy Lorraine and says they're in her family's home, which looks a lot like Llanfair. Clint and Viki appear dressed as Lorraine's maid and butler. Todd appears. Derwood snaps at 'Dash', Loraine's deadbeat half-brother. Blair and Tea appear as Murphy and Macy, the soap's crime fighting duo. They accuse Dash of being an imposter and holding the real Dash in an undisclosed location. As everyone argues, Roxy savors being in her favorite soap and says, "The greatest show of all-time and I'm the star." After Lorraine suggests a DNA test for Dash, Murphy and Macy take him away. Derwood brings up their son, Brandon, and is stunned to hear he's Brianna's brother. Lorraine accuses Derwood of cheating on her with Nigelia, Nigel, who appears in tears. Nigelia thought she lost Derwood. "You cheated on me with this?" Lorraine snaps. She can't believe Nigelia kept Brianna's paternity a secret. The maid speaks up and accuses Lorraine of having an affair too. After she hands Lorraine a paper, Lorraine rushes off. The butler approaches his maid wife and scolds her for revealing the truth. She holds her head in pain then confronts Derwood, who's ravishing Nigelia, and reveals another personality. Derwood demands she tell him who Lorraine has been cheating on him with.
At the fraternity, John as Brandon stands with Natalie as Brianna while Norbert, Rick, lashes out at their peers: James, Starr, Nate, Dani, Ford and Jessica. Norbert reminds Brandon and Brianna that they're brother and sister. He warns everyone to clean up the frat house or they're all out! While the girls accuse the boys of cheating on them, Brianna wonders if it's true. Could she and Brandon really be siblings? Brandon suggests, if it really matters that much to Brianna, they could get a DNA test. They're as close as two people can be. Lovers and siblings. Nearby, 'Roxanne' a slutty alter of the Jessica lookalike is accused of sleeping with all of the boyfriends. The girls found her blond hair in their boyfriends' room. They pull a hair out of Roxanne's head.
Murphy and Macy bring Dash to the lab where a Vimal lookalike takes a DNA sample. As the lab tech prepares the test, the girls paw at Dash. Suddenly, the women pull back. What if he's not the real Dash? Dash cries… Wouldn't he know if he wasn't Dash? The girls think he could've been brainwashed. Outside the lab, Brianna and Brandon confront the lab tech, who prays he doesn't screw up the latest DNA tests. They pluck out a hair and hand it over. The girls appear and explain the dilemma of their cheating boyfriends. Later, the lab tech delivers the results, hoping he didn't screw them up: The Jessica lookalike is cheating on her boyfriend with herself, the others guys are cheating on the girls with Lorraine, Brianna and Brandon are brother and sister, and Dash is Dash after all.
One by one, the guys separately enter their dorm room, strip and walk into the bedroom. They all order the others out and say, "I'm waiting for my chic!" Lorraine appears. They all start ravishing her. Norbert barges in and accuses them of having group sex. Lorraine assures Norbert that no one's having sex, not yet anyway.
In an undisclosed location, a Shaun lookalike, with a scar, is held against his will. Destiny appears as Irene Manning, as the prisoner tries to loosen his ties. She rants about being made to raise a baby alone and approaches the man with a gun. The man breaks free and struggles with Irene until a shot sounds off.
Murphy and Macy return to the mansion with Dash, who claims he's the real Dash. However, the Shaun lookalike appears and screams, "I'm the real Dash Dunning!" They both whip out a DNA test. Lorraine returns and hears that there are two Dash Dunnings. They are twins! Irene rushes in and pinpoints Lorraine as the boss behind it all. Brianna and Brandon arrive in time to hear the maid claim Brianna is her child. She had twins and gave one to Nigelia. Derwood demands, "How could you do such a thing." The maid blames Lorraine, who swears she's innocent. The girls arrive and seethe at Lorraine for sleeping with their boyfriends. The boys appear in time to save Lorraine. A riot erupts!
"Derwood," Roxy wakes up screaming in the closed "Fraternity Row" studio. "Don't let them kill me!" David comforts Roxy and explains how she passed out. He reminds her that "Fraternity Row" was great, but it's over now. They leave the dark studio together…
Llanview spoilers for the next One Life to Live:
Cutter finds Gigi gone.
Tea urges John to open up about Natalie.
Clint has to choose between Kim and Viki.
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