From yesterday's show:
Carly to Lulu (about her outfit): "I look like an entry in the Rose parade."
Jax to the waiters (telling them to go light on the alcohol): "They might start shooting each other before we get to the main course and we don't want that."
Tracy to Luke: "You're unusually ornery tonight. What's up with that?"
Special recognition to Sonny's whole speech at the MetroCourt party.