Quote JRTA: Here's how it will go...
Phyllis will have dumpster sex with Carmine to "save" her "friend" Michael. Phyllis ends up falling in and hitting her head, knocking herself out. Along comes the garbage man to take out the trash. Sweet justice for Cricket, as Phyllis gets "squashed like a bug".
No murder, just karma. And what remains of Phyllis goes with the garbage to the dump to rot with the rest of the trash.
And Carmine keeps his mouth shut. :-) Love it.