Quote lightandday:Quote KeepingItReal:Quote lightandday:Quote Demus:Quote Trez: I can't believe that Nick and Phyllis are renewing their vows after Nick left her to be with Sharon not even a month ago..She takes him back after that? Nick deserves to be alone..He doesn't know who he wants to be with..He loves Sharon but needs to be committed to Phyllis?
But the polls state they are the #1 couple!!! Why are y'all surprised? :-)
Just kidding!!! :D
Remember what Phyllis said, "I'm an idiot"! She knows she's an idiot and can't help herself so let's just go with the flow and watch Nick dump her butt for Sharon when he finds out that baby is his.
Once again....Phyllis is the default pick >)
She Sure did say it she even blamed herself for Summer current state, I don't no why folk get upset @ Phyliss being bash we she bashes herself.
That is so true....Phyllis even wrote it. I hate myself!
Well I think this would be very funny to watch they re-iterate their vows....even though he just told Sharon he never stopped loving her. Nick's two faced
Yeah I can’t see how the Vows will be said,
I Nicholas Newman take You Phyllis Newman to have and to hold for 4wks until I can’t take being away from Sharon from this day forward to have sex with and imagine you being the love of my life…LOL Okay let me stop before I tick a fan off….LOL
oh my gosh!!! that is flippin hilarious :-) :-) :-)
we should have a thread where we write up dialogues that we think are going to be said. these characters are so predictable and have become such a joke that we might as well have some fun with it.... :-)
i can hear nick now:
nick: i, nick newman, swear to y'all that i'ma gonna stay true to this here dude til i can find ma way outta this mess i've created ya'see. yep, yep, i'z promise to do so. (*he starts thinking to himself: darn, i'm so slick, since i didn't use my proper FULL name, NICHOLAS, i don't have to stay faithful to this old witch. NICK newman made the vows... ha-ha...suckas! *gives a half smirk while looking at phyllis*).
phyllis: i, phyllis summer whatsherface (*i forgot her parents name so i'm gonna use 'whatsherface'*)romalotti abbot newman-by-defult, take thee nick, to be my boy toy, my boy toy, my boy toy (lawd knows the chick likes repeating herself), to be my babys daddy (*starts thinking: by name only since jack is the real bio dad*), to have and to hold tightly, so tightly that our blood vessels pop and our lips turn blue, until DEATH, til DEATH, death, do us part, yes, yes, definitely, definitely, til death do us part--aaand as long as i have summer to keep you trapped it's all good...*phyllis starts flapping her arms around like she usually does...kinda like a bird and puts her finger back to its signature position--infront of her mouth making it look like she's saying 'shhhhh or maybe she's cover up her stank breath...who knows'*
priest hands over the rings and it's one of those rings that have a huge piece of candy ontop that you can eat and asks nick what's the deal with that? nick says he knows the nuptials won't last long before he's back in the arms of "the love of his life", sharon, so he wanted to be financially smart and practical and got her a ring pop...
plus he dished out all his cash on that new property he bought for sharon for when they eventually get back together and need a place to stay.
*nick puts the ring on phyllis finger*
nick to phyllis: you can lick that. so you'll be able to get more then one use out of it...*flashes a smile*
phyllis: you idiot. it's beautiful. beautiful. yep yep, definitely beautiful. just as long as you touched it nick and it has your germs on it--that's all that matters to me. you know by now nick that my standards are low enough to do a mambo on the ground...
priest rolls his eyes and says he's gotta rap this crap up or else he's gonna charge them overtime. nick doesn't like wasting money on red (tack house speaks volumes of that) so he quickly raps things up and gives phyllis cab fare telling her not to wait up for him and that he'll meet her at home in a couple of days after he spends some quality time with his soulmate sharon...