I would love to "be" a few people.
First and mainly, I would love to be Belle. My first task as Belle would be to hunt down Willow (wouldn't be so hard since HER rear will be sitting in JAIL. I can't think of any one who would care she's there, and I also can't think of any one who would bail her rear out!) and give her a good strong kick in the rear. --Audrey, that chick fight you've been so antsy for would finally happen-- After kicking that girl's butt till it starts blooming flowers, I'd sit her on said rump and rub it in her face that she NEVER HAD a chance in hell with Shawn. His whole family didn't care for her. It's ME that they see as their in law. For this one time, I would happily pour salt on the wound. Pass me the salt shaker, heck, chuck the shaker, bring me a whole truck load. I'd gleefully pour away!!!!!!!!! Yes, yes, I am evil. For this, HAPPILY so.
Another task as Belle would be to wise up Victor. That would come after my having a talk with Mimi. I would work on our friendship. We are way over due for a good long talk. Same goes with Shawn. However, where Shawn is concerned, I would want to rehash EVERYTHING that has gone on btwn us from when things started flying south. Basically, since Jan Spears was involved. How the whole misunderstanding came to be. I would rain down on him just a bit for leaving me when I needed him around. My mom being the "Salem Killer" was no easy picnic for me.