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Re: I HATE EJ (only thread)

Postby LUMIFOREVERANDEVER » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:25 am

Quote Sunnydaz: I think if you squish a cockaroach with your shoe it'll die but you have to make sure its in pieces. I say we buy Rafe a size 24 shoe and put a pile of red ants on Ej at the hospital.


We will send a can of Raid with Rafe just in case...KILL THAT ROACH! :-)

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Re: I HATE EJ (only thread)

Postby magicsteacher » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:21 am

THe extra strength kind and a supply of roach motels, too!!
Squash it, baby!! Squash it!!

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Re: I HATE EJ (only thread)

Postby saminrafe » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:51 am

Quote LUMIFOREVERANDEVER: This song is dedicated to the cockroach himself, Evils Demented...get your dancing shoes on ladies


Gene & Wendell The Roach (Dance) Lyrics:


There's a dance they call it The Roach,
It's buggin' all the kids from coast to coast.
Well now, form a big line, (Do The Roach.)
To the post. (Do The Roach.)
Everybody, now,
Squish, (woo-ooo),
Squash. (Kill that roach.)

Well, there's a roach upon my floor,
I'm gonna have to kill it can't stand it no more.
He-he-he gets in my way, (Do The Roach.)
Every day. (Do The Roach.)
But I'll (Git it, yeah.)
Squish, I'll git it, yeh!
Someday. (Kill that roach.)

(You stop, step, skip' two-three-four-five-six-seven.)
(You stop, step, skip' two-three-four-five-six-seven.)
(You stop, step, skip two-three-four-five-six-seven.)
(You stop, step, skip' two-three-four-five-six-seven.)
(Squish,) (Woo-ooo),
(Squash.) (Kill that roach.)

Yeah-hey-hey, hey now.

[Instrumental break with rhythmic clapping.]

Well, I was takin' a bath the other night,
I checked my hair, it was lookin' a fright.
Well, I we-ent to the store (lookin' bad),
To get some hair oil. (Do The Roach),
And that's a-where I saw the roach,
Talkin' to my girl.

[Backup singers produce high-pitched, short utterances at the end of each of the following lines:]

Let me at him. (Squish.)
[ Find more Lyrics on mp3lyrics.org/HMe3 ]
I'm gonna kill him. (Squash.)
Oh, let me at him. (Squash.)
I'm gonna kill him. (Squash.)

Let me at him. (Squash.)
I'm gonna kill him. (Squash.)
Let me at him. (Squash.)
Gonna kill him. (Squash.)

Oh, let me at him. (Squash.)
I'm gonna kill him. (Squash.)
Let me at him. (Squash.)
[Fade.]
Gonna kill him. (Squash.)

Let me at him. (Squash.)
I'm gonna kill him. (Squash.)
Oh, let me at him. (Squash.)
I'm gonna kill him. (Squash.)


Squish, squash, squish, squash, trying my hardest to get rid of the pest


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Re: I HATE EJ (only thread)

Postby LUMIFOREVERANDEVER » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:43 am

Song dedication time...We hate Ej because he is a LOSER

Beck: Loser

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser in the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the Vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat

Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo, cut it

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag

With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing

You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef, for the body, for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
That's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Drive-by body pierce)

Yo, bring it on down

I'm a driver, I'm a winner
Things are gonna change, I can feel it

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Sprechen sie Deutsche, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)

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Re: I HATE EJ (only thread)

Postby PC_SALEM0106 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:12 pm

Bravo LUMI! now I am going to be singing it all day.. :D

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Re: I HATE EJ (only thread)

Postby ImissTony » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:14 pm

Quote saminrafe: You are right Magic, we have always been told if at first you don't succeed , try and try again...


*** Spoiler Comment ***

That's just what EJ's going to do. He tries deceit and it finally blows up in his face. So, what's he going to do when he wakes up? Oh let's see, fake amnesia. Yuck.

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Re: I HATE EJ (only thread)

Postby saminrafe » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:44 pm

Quote ImissTony:
Quote saminrafe: You are right Magic, we have always been told if at first you don't succeed , try and try again...


*** Spoiler Comment ***

That's just what EJ's going to do. He tries deceit and it finally blows up in his face. So, what's he going to do when he wakes up? Oh let's see, fake amnesia. Yuck.


oh WRITERS , NOT DOWN THIS ROAD AGAIN, WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN, why does this man just fine someone without having to use abuse , lies, manipulations, amnesia ...etc, than again thats about the only way he will get a woman

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Re: I HATE EJ (only thread)

Postby LUMIFOREVERANDEVER » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:25 pm

Quote ImissTony:
Quote saminrafe: You are right Magic, we have always been told if at first you don't succeed , try and try again...


*** Spoiler Comment ***

That's just what EJ's going to do. He tries deceit and it finally blows up in his face. So, what's he going to do when he wakes up? Oh let's see, fake amnesia. Yuck.


DOUBLE YUCK! The writers can not come up with anything good for this character at all..I mean seriously ~) What a desperate little man. Why isn't he thrown in jail for kidnapping or attempted murder????

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Re: I HATE EJ (only thread)

Postby saminrafe » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:12 pm

Guess thats the only thing he is any good at

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Re: I HATE EJ (only thread)

Postby saminrafe » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:16 pm

I am so sick of his pathetic A _ _ and now they are going to make him even more pathetic ..........please get the barf bags ready


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