It is the heart of the Fall Premieres the week of September 24. Join Soaps.com as we preview comedy, drama and more. We know you’ll find something funny, scary or worthy of a thorough investigation.
2 Broke Girls: And the Hidden Stash.
The season opener has the girls attending a family estate auction in search of a keepsake important to Caroline’s father in prison this Monday, September 24, at 9:00 PM on CBS.
666 Park Avenue: Pilot.
We’re introduced to The Drake apartment building and its supernatural forces affecting its Manhattan residents. A young couple takes on the task of managing the property Sunday September 30, at 10:00 PM on ABC.
Alphas: The Devil Will Drag You Under.
Agnes sees the truth in Hicks’s mind about his defection and the team discovers that Parish is plotting a massive and deadly blackout Monday September 24, at 8:00 PM on SyFy.
Animal Practice: Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong.
Dorothy finds out she is not invited to staff happy-hours, Angela tries to sell Dr. Rizzo’s artwork, and Doug’s dog is injured Wednesday September 26, at 8:00 PM on NBC.
Ben and Kate: Pilot.
A new show about a single mom raising her daughter with help from her live-in older brother opens with Kate preparing for a first date and Ben trying to stop his friend’s ex from getting married Tuesday September 25, at 8:30 PM on FOX.
The Big Bang Theory: The Date Night Variable.
Wolowitz mediates an argument for his mom and Bernadette from space and dateless Raj suffers loneliness Thursday September 27, at 8:00 PM on CBS.
Blue Bloods: Family Business.
Jackie is abducted when someone is out for revenge on Danny and Jamie gets a new partner Friday September 28, at 10:00 PM on CBS.
Boardwalk Empire: Bone for Tuna.
Nucky goes to church for Margaret, Rosetti deals to get a liquor shipment and Van Alden finds himself in a predicament in Chicago Sunday September 30, at 9:00 PM on HBO.
Bones: The Partners in the Divorce.
A man’s widow keeps evidence in the death of her divorce lawyer husband from the team while Brennan fails to get back to normal after a three-month separation from Booth Monday September 24, at 8:00 PM on FOX.
Boss: The Conversation.
Kane’s treatments are working as he regains control of the city, but he may lose a friend in his efforts Friday September 28, at 9:00 PM on STARZ.
Castle: After The Storm.
Castle and Beckett start off the season in a steamy relationship, but it may have to go on the back burner to save Beckett’s life from his mother’s murderers Monday September 24, at 10:00 PM on ABC.
CSI: Karma to Burn.
Russell searches for his kidnapped granddaughter in the 13th season opener Wednesday September 26, at 10:00 PM on CBS.
CSI NY: Reignited.
The fire chief is killed and a recently paroled arsonist is the top suspect Friday September 28, at 8:00 PM on CBS.
Criminal Minds: The Silencer.
A new linguistics expert joins BAU in the eighth season opener which begins with a search for an escaped serial killer Wednesday September 26, at 9:00 PM on CBS.
Dexter: Are You…?
Debra tries to cover up their involvement in her brother’s murder and LaGuerta has new evidence on the Bay Harbor Butcher case Sunday September 30, at 9:00 PM on Showtime.
A modern-day Sherlock Holmes is consultant to the NYPD and investigates a murder with his assistant, Joan Watson Thursday September 27, at 10:00 PM on CBS.
Fringe: Transilience Thought Unifier Model-11.
Peter and Etta search for Olivia and the fringe team joins the rebellion Friday September 28, at 9:00 PM on FOX.
Brittany and Blaine compete against each other for student-council president Thursday September 27, at 9:00 PM on FOX. Visit Soap.com’s Glee Recaps for missed shows and updates posted after the show.
Ryan gets an invitation to play hockey out of sympathy, accompanies Anne to a lesbian wedding and finds trouble participating in group activities Tuesday September 25, at 9:00 PM on NBC.
The Good Wife: I Fought The Law.
Unfortunately Kalinda’s husband is back, Alicia comes to Zach’s aid and Diane and Will try to save the firm Sunday September 30, at 9:00 PM on CBS.
Grey’s Anatomy: Going, Going, Gone.
The doctors have to deal with loss and the fallout from the plane crash Thursday September 27, at 9:00 PM on ABC. It is possible the future fate of a character that survived last season is in question.
Grimm: The Good Shepherd.
Monroe is undercover to expose a local Wesen church and Nick and Juliette try to work out their relationship under the surveillance of someone after Nick Friday September 28, at 9:00 PM on NBC.
Guys With Kids: Chris’ New Girlfriend.
Gary forgets his anniversary and Chris introduces his girlfriend at his barbecue and she gets Nick’s attention Wednesday September 26, at 8:30 PM on NBC.
Audrey and Nathan have to restore order on the streets of Haven from the hands of barbarians Friday September 28, at 10:00 PM on Syfy.
Hawaii Five-0: La O Na Makuahine (Mother’s Day).
McGarrett deals with the reality that his mother is alive and the Five-0 looks to avenge the death of a team member Monday September 24, at 10:00 PM on CBS.
Hell on Wheels: The Lord’s Day.
Someone new arrives and Eva finds herself between Elam and Mr. Toole Sunday September 30, at 9:00 PM on AMC.
Homeland: The Smile.
Brody gets the attention of the vice president, Saul is in deep in Beirut and Carrie gets a questionable request from someone during her recovery Sunday September 30, at 10:00 PM on Showtime.
How I Met Your Mother: Farhampton.
The 8th season may begin with a wedding for Barney and Robin if cold feet don’t prevail Monday September 24, at 8:00 PM on CBS.
Last Resort: Captain.
The crew receives mysterious orders to attack a foreign country Thursday September 27, at 8:00 PM on ABC.
Law & Order SVU: Lost Reputation; Above Suspicion.
Celebrate the 14th-season opener in this two-hour episode where a strict new captain is assigned to the squad after Cragen gets arrested for a prostitute’s murder Wednesday September 26, at 8:00 PM on NBC.
The L.A. Complex: Xs and Os and Don’t Say Goodbye.
Abby has regrets after being impulsive with Gray and Connor is shocked by his sister in 'Xs and Os' and to end the second season Connor becomes uncomfortable with Charlotte while Beth fights for Simon in 'Don’t Say Goodbye' when back-to-back episodes air again Monday September 24, at 8:00 PM and 9:00 PM on CW.
Made in Jersey: Pilot.
An attorney with homegrown street smarts is put on a murder case after impressing her boss at her NYC law firm Friday September 28, at 9:00 PM on CBS.
Major Crimes: The Shame Game.
Confidential information is leaked this week and the DCFS finds Rusty’s biological dad Monday September 24, at 9:00 PM on TNT.
The Mentalist: The Crimson Ticket.
Jane looks to tie Lorelei to Red John while CBI teams up with the FBI in a hotel employee’s homicide investigation Sunday September 30, at 10:00 PM on CBS.
The Middle: Last Whiff of Summer.
The fourth season begins with an hour long show where Frankie is nostalgic about summers past Wednesday September 26, at 8:00 PM on ABC.
Mike & Molly: The Honeymoon Is Over.
Mike considers becoming a travelling man as Molly thinks about friends, family and life back at home on Monday September 24, at 9:30 PM on CBS.
The Mindy Project: Pilot.
A woman trying to straighten out her personal life has a brush with the law following a toast at her ex-boyfriend’s wedding Tuesday September 25, at 9:30 PM on FOX.
The Mob Doctor: Family Secrets.
Constantine saved Grace from Moretti last week but since she’s staying in town, she has more mob work to do. He introduces her to Moretti’s former rival to review his possibly fatal medical condition. Preview Monday September 24, at 9:00 PM on FOX.
Jay’s another year older and about to be a father again and Mitchell and Cameron might adopt a cat Wednesday September 26, at 9:00 PM on ABC.
NCIS: Extreme Prejudice.
A bomb destroys the Navy yard and the NCIS team is looking for Harper Dearing in the 10th season opener Tuesday September 25, at 8:00 PM on CBS.
NCIS Los Angeles: Endgame.
Callen is suspended for shooting Chameleon and Hetty faces retirement Tuesday September 25, at 9:00 PM on CBS.
The Neighbors: Pilot.
A family moves to a gated community of extraterrestrials and find they have a lot in common with their new neighbors Wednesday September 26, at 9:30 PM on ABC.
New Girl: Re-launch and Katie.
Jess is laid off, Cece has a new beau, and Winston gets tipsy on the season opener 'Re-launch' at 8:00 PM. The second episode of the evening, 'Katie,' finds Jess pretending she’s someone else to keep a blind date Tuesday September 25, at 9:00 PM on FOX.
The New Normal: Obama Mama.
It’s a house divided down party lines this week when Goldie discloses who she won’t vote for Tuesday September 25, at 9:30 PM on NBC.
The Office: Roy’s Wedding.
Roy gets married causing Jim and Pam to re-evaluate their marriage Thursday September 27, at 9:00 PM on NBC.
Once Upon a Time: Broken.
The fairy-tale characters begin to remember their past lives and magic comes to Storybrooke. In fairy-tale world Prince Phillip awakens Aurora Sunday September 30, at 8:00 PM on ABC.
Parenthood: Everything Is Not Okay.
Kristina and Adam need support, Zeek’s health is in question, and Max may lose a friend trying to fit in at school Tuesday September 25, at 10:00 PM on NBC.
Parks and Recreation: Soda Tax.
Leslie passes a city-wide soda tax and Andy prepares for the police-entrance exam Thursday September 27, at 9:00 PM on NBC.
New sitcom about two longtime friends who share college, are business partners, but one is gay and one is straight. Can Louis help Joe get engaged to his girlfriend? We’ll see Monday September 24, at 8:30 PM on CBS.
Person of Interest: The Contingency.
Reese gets a new number and Carter and Fusco search for Finch Thursday September 27, at 9:00 PM on CBS.
Private Practice: Aftershock.
Addison’s relationship grows, Charlotte shares a secret with Cooper, Sheldon starts seeing his ex-wife, and Pete risks jail time by missing a court hearing Tuesday September 25, at 10:00 PM on ABC.
The second season opener begins on Sunday September 30, at 8:00 PM on ABC with the introduction of a new character who may be an important player. The First Chapter airs Wednesday September 26 at 10:00 PM recapping last season’s events if you need a refresher.
Revolution: Chained Heat.
The team searches for a rebel fighter to help them rescue Danny who sees what Captain Neville is capable of Monday September 24, at 10:00 PM on NBC.
Scandal: White Hat’s Off.
The team discovers Quinn’s true identity and Fitz has trouble during a live TV interview Thursday September 27, at 10:00 PM on ABC.
Sons of Anarchy: Laying Pipe.
There’s trouble from within at SAMCRO and someone is about to die Tuesday September 25, at 10:00 PM on FX.
Unrest spreads and Stonebridge looks for a safe exit from the police station for a shooter who made an attempt on a political leader Friday September 28, at 10:00 PM on Cinemax.
Switched at Birth: Tree of Forgiveness.
Both Toby and Emmett meet someone new this week, John’s car wash brings the attention of the police, and Regina tries to help Simone Monday September 24, at 8:00 PM on ABCFAM.
Two and a Half Men: I Changed My Mind About The Milk.
Michael Bolton guest stars in the Season 10 premiere to help Walden surprise Zoey on her birthday Thursday September 27, at 8:30 PM on CBS.
Up All Night: Home/Office.
Reagan is a stay-at-home mom and studies the neighborhood and Chris and Scott prepare to launch their new business Thursday September 27, at 8:30 PM on NBC.
Warehouse 13: The Ones You Love.
Brother Adrian sends deadly artifacts to the agents’ loved ones in an attempt to coerce Artie Monday September 24, at 9:00 PM on SyFy.
This fact-based drama is about a rancher turned lawman set in 1960s Nevada. In the pilot a murder investigation involves a run-in with a Chicago mobster Tuesday September 25, at 10:00 PM on CBS.
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- Violette DeSantis