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    Friday, October 05 2012
    Dante looks for Joe, Sonny wonders how to commit Kate, and Connie and Johnny spend their first night as man and wife.

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    Posted by ttoyou at Friday, October 05 2012 04:47 PM

    OT
    Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa, especially to you Aussie, who never holds a grudge.
    BEtter?

    BTW where in the rules does it say I have to apologize?

    Posted by bayoubtr at Friday, October 05 2012 04:50 PM

    OT:

    ttoyou: How long have you been gone? I've only been on the board for about 1 1/2 yrs., but I seem to remember you. Welcome back!

    Posted by ttoyou at Friday, October 05 2012 04:59 PM

    OT Bayou I think I bowed out a little after OLTL began showing up here with its posters. And I think I was rather colorful in my choice of words regarding OT's not marked as such.And so I backed away from posting but never from reading.

    Thanks so much for the welcome back. No guarantees, though that I might not get colorful again. (I forgot how to make happy faces).

    Posted by aussie1 at Friday, October 05 2012 05:05 PM

    ttoyou: there are no rules. But I would think its a common courtesy for your rude posting. I can already tell by your attitude that you don't care.

    I'll be ignoring you moving forward. Happy posting.

    Posted by Syndel at Friday, October 05 2012 05:17 PM

    Why is it ever time the baby is mentioned it is - Sam's baby - did she just make it by herself. She says "my baby" Jason says "your baby". I skipped many a day of the honeymoon to keep from seeing her looking like a slu---- every day. But Jason was there, the kid ain't an emaculate concecption, he helped, just like shake and bake. Can't they say one time "Yeaaaa OUR baby is alive."""""

    Posted by lily hunter at Friday, October 05 2012 05:23 PM

    Syndel - You may want to go back and look at the last days of the honeymoon to get up to speed on their SL.

    Posted by maja at Friday, October 05 2012 05:23 PM

    Syndel I think the reason that they refer to the baby as Sam's baby is because they are both under the impression it's Franco's baby ( which was the result of rape) and they both donz't know that Heather switch the DNA test and the baby is actually Sam's & Jason

    Posted by Scrimmage at Friday, October 05 2012 05:23 PM

    Speaking of fantasies.

    SCENE THE WAY I WOULD'VE WRITTEN IT:
    The living room of Johnny's penthouse. Johnny is asleep on the couch, having a dream of the future ten years from now. Johnny dreams his future self is taking a nap.

    Johnny: “...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...”

    Connie (shouting from upstairs): “JOHNNEEEEE! Get your @$$ up and get dressed! We've got places to be!”

    Johnny (still groggy, and a little hung over): “....zzzzz ...snort! Huh? What?”

    Connie: “I SAID WAKE THE $%@//* UP!”

    Johnny stumbles off the couch, and is startled when he catches a glimpse of himself in a mirror. What little hair he has left is graying. He's wrinkled and about 60 pounds heavier, mostly due to a substantial beer belly where his waist used to be.

    Johnny: “Geez! WTF happened to ME?”

    Connie (coming down the stairs): “That's easy. I happened to you. The luckiest break you ever got in your life, or would you rather be sittin' in Pentonville, doin' life for killing a kid and a baby? Now get dressed! Hey waitaminnit. How do I look? Pretty hot, huh?”

    Connie has put on more weight than Johnny – a lot more, and it's all in the wrong places. To make matters worse, she's wearing a low cut blouse at least two sizes too small, and a pair of white, zebra striped spandex pants that don't quite reach to the bottom of her blouse, leaving her sizable tattooed midriff exposed. Her hair and make-up are exactly the same as they were when she was a seventeen year old in Bensonhurst.

    Johnny: “Classy as ever. Where is it we're going again?”

    Connie: “Ya dumb mook! If you'd look up from the TV or pull your face away from that beer bottle every once in awhile, ya might remember we've been invited to SpinEllie's fifth anniversary party. It's the hottest ticket in town, EVERYBODY'S going to be there. Of course, Spinelli hired Sonny as his personal chef, so you know the food will be great. I'm STARVING! I could eat a horse!”

    Johnny (mumbling): “Another one?”

    Connie: “What was that?”

    Johnny: “I was talking about my shirt. Do you want me to wear another one?”

    Connie: “The invitation reads 'Dress for fun!' which is why I bought this great outfit. Wear your purple shirt. It'll go with my shoes”

    Johnny: “That shirt hasn't fit me in five years. Where is this shindig going to be, anyway?”

    Connie: “The Haunted Star. Ain't that a kick?”

    Johnny (angrily): “No way! I swore after that night I'd never step foot on that rust bucket ever again, and I'm not going to do it now. That was the worst night of my whole, miserable life!”

    Connie: “What night was that?”

    Johnny: “Our wedding night.”

    Connie (patting him on the head and talking baby talk): “Awww, it's so cute that you're so sentimental, (then speaking more sternly), but if you don't get off your @$$, get dressed, and take me to this party with a smile on your face, your NEXT wedding will be to a guy named Bubba in Pentonville!”

    Johnny (getting up): “Okay, okay! Geez, for the last ten years it's been 'Pentonville this' and 'Pentonville that' every five minutes. Give it a rest willya?”

    Johnny (under his breath as he dejectedly goes upstairs to change): “Right now, Bubba is starting to look pretty good by comparison.”

    Back in the present. Johnny wakes up with a start

    Johnny (bolting upright): “BUBBA!”

    Connie (from upstairs): “What was that sweetie? Did you say something?”

    Johnny: “No, no it was nothing. (Johnny walks over to a box on a shelf and pulls out a gun.) I'll be right up. I've got something for you.”

    Connie: “Awww, see? I knew you'd see the light eventually.”

    Johnny: “You can say THAT again, 'sweetie'!”

    End Scene

    Posted by lily hunter at Friday, October 05 2012 05:29 PM

    Now that should be one of fantasy sequences that RC is so fond of using.

    Posted by poodles at Friday, October 05 2012 05:30 PM

    Syndel- Just curious, how did Sam look like a slu—on her honeymoon? You should have tuned in- Sam looked fantastic, happy and very much in love. As far as the reference to Sam’s baby, both Sam and Jason believe the baby to be Franco’s. Sam was or was led to believe she was raped on her honeymoon.

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