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    Love In Maine.

    Thursday, December 06 2012
    Maxie won’t give up on Spin, Olivia has another vision, and Anna agrees to leave with Fake Duke.

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    Posted by Scrimmage at Thursday, December 06 2012 02:42 PM

    Even though that low down, no good baby switcher, Todd has avoided criminal charges for his role in Baby Danny's “misplacement,” he is still being punished in dozens of little ways. It's like the old “Death from a Thousand Cuts” punishment. While I'm glad he's at least interested in finding Molly's manuscript, even if it is just to get Snarrl off his back, this is another storyline that seems slapped together without much forethought. This could've been a LOT more interesting than watching Connie toy with a couple of kids like a cat bats around a dead bird, trying to get it to run away again. Molly's great and all that, but she doesn't need to be front and center in any storyline.

    Dante's worst nightmare: Lulu and Maxie jacked up on hormones, and his mother trying to “help.” Pretty funny stuff, but I'm increasingly confused by Oblivia's visions. I know I've been shouting “More pets, fewer babies!” for years on this board, but I never would've dreamed that TPTB would take it so “litter-ally” and have Lulu use a surrogate to give birth to a little poochie, but if that what it takes to some animals on this show, I'll take it. Maybe it just means that Lulu is one of those people that refer to their pets as her “babies.”

    I speculated months ago that any baby that was up for the role of Dante and Lulu's kid would be likely to ask for a re-negotiation of their contract, considering who he (or she) was going to be stuck with for the next eighteen soap years (3 years real time). This is dog business (pardon the very apt expression) is probably just leverage for TPTB, who can counter telling the baby, “Look, if you don't play ball, you can be replaced by a lovable cocker spaniel!”

    If Anna's mind wasn't addled from being in close proximity to the fumes coming from Fuke's rancid latex mask, her response to his sudden change of plans should be “Switzerland? What happened to taking it slow?”

    Posted by bayoubtr at Thursday, December 06 2012 02:45 PM

    Dubbs-- Your first sign pointing I think was right on. The second I'm not too sure of. Just what is Frau Blucher(Lily's whinny) heading off to prepare? The bridal suite or a grave marker for Robin? Someone posted earlier that Fuke may have no further need of Robin. Hope this is all WRONG!

    Posted by mamajj at Thursday, December 06 2012 02:48 PM

    OT

    rainey & maja.....Monkey says thank you for the kind words & she will miss you guys.

    Posted by maja at Thursday, December 06 2012 02:48 PM

    @ DubbsI miss those days when Connie was being physically attacked by Carly & Starr (maybe they could of done a tag team in case one's hand got tired) too..Those scenes reminded me of Airplane where there's a line-up to hit the hysterical woman.

    Posted by mamajj at Thursday, December 06 2012 02:49 PM

    OT

    Off to J's school. Be back later.

    Posted by maja at Thursday, December 06 2012 02:51 PM

    OT: Thanks mamajj I still hold hope that monkey will return!

    Posted by raineysmom at Thursday, December 06 2012 02:54 PM

    OT.......mama...

    Thanks for Monkey's message! I'm going to miss her very much!!

    Maybe this will be the impetus for me to join Twitter.

    Posted by Scrimmage at Thursday, December 06 2012 03:18 PM

    Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, back by popular demand, the Boom-Boom Room in the fabulous MetroCourt Hotel, deep in the heart of beautiful downtown Port Charles, is proud to present the return of your favorite Borscht Belt stand up comedian... put your hands together for SHECKY!!

    Hi everybody! What a good looking crowd! It's great to be back in Port Charles where nurses have balls, and men wear rubbers on their faces! (ba-dump-bum) Thank you. You have great taste and a wonderful sense of humor.

    You've probably been hearing a lot of talk about hormones, and you're probably asking yourself, “What's this all about? How do you make a hormone?”

    That's easy. Don't pay her! (ba-dump-bum) Thank you. Thank you very much.

    I stole that joke from a friend of mine in the Secret Service! (ba-dump-bum) Thank you, you're a great crowd.

    Speaking of cops, with a wife at home and a knocked up girl on the side, Dante's wasting his time as a cop. He's got all the makings of a politician. (ba-dump-bum) Thank you, thanks a lot.

    Speaking of hormone therapy, I was having some problems in the bedroom with my wife. I tried everything but she still wouldn't leave. (ba-dump-bum) Thank you. You're too kind.

    I thought I'd try some of that hormone therapy myself, so I went to GH and met this gorgeous doctor named Britt, but I just call her “Dr. Va-va-Voom! One look at her and my E.D. turned into “Oh BABY!” (ba-dump-bum) Thank you. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

    So I asked Dr. Va-va-Voom if she could help me with my arousal problem. She said “Sure, just take off your clothes.” I said “You first.” (ba-dump-bum) Thank you. Remember, Happy Hour here in the lounge is weekdays from 6 to 9.

    I asked Dr. Va-va-Voom if she could help me have sex like I used to, so she drugged me, and stole my wallet. (ba-dump-bum) Thank you. Thank you so much.

    Speaking of sex, I heard some teenage kid named Molly wrote a novel about a bunch of married adults who have a lot of hot, steamy sex. It's obviously a work of fiction. (ba-dump-bum) Thank you. You're beautiful.

    “Love In Maine.” What kinda title is THAT for a book? I can just picture the sequels now. “Monotony in Montana,” followed by “Indifference in Indiana” and ending up with “Divorce in Delaware.” (ba-dump-bum) Thank you. Thank you all very much.

    And how about this Faison character? Have you ever seen a guy so desperate for a date? He's spent millions just to get Anna Devane to go out with him. I've heard of criminals who want to “stick it to the man,” but this guy's NUTS! (ba-dump-bum) For half of what he's spent he could've had ALL the Kardashians, including their mother! (ba-dump-bum) Thank you. Thank you very much. How about that band? You're terrific!

    You've been a wonderful audience. I'm here all week, so be sure to tell your friends. (Thunderous applause).

    Posted by Dubbs at Thursday, December 06 2012 03:21 PM

    @ maja - LOL. Airplane, I forgot all about that scene, but it is appropriate.

    Posted by Dubbs at Thursday, December 06 2012 03:27 PM

    SHECKY!! SHECKY!! SHECKY!! SHECKY!! (Lighter lit and raised above head)

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