: So, this is sort a ravant a rave within an rant.
Now please understand what I am about to say, is going to hurt my head in a big way. I HATE Froddenstien AND I Hate Ellie. She is a twit with a microscope and an over extended vocabulary. And well, he is Froddenstien. But their interaction on the roof cracked me up. If any two people were kindred spirits, it had to be these two. Him telling her why she should jump and her telling him how she understood losing something, as if lying and being lied to makes for having something in common. SO NOT THE SAME.
However their conversation was funny. Like when she said she ruined six lives in one day and he told her she was efficient, cracked me up. Or when Froddenstien told the twit that technically because he was paying to be at the hospital which paid her salary he had a right to be on the roof.
And the two of them debating the pros and cons of committing suicide as a way to get redemption was just freaking ridiculous....JUMP ALREADY!!!! Or one of you push the other...or JUMP...I don't care go away already.
And then when in a moment of more stupidity, twit decided to fight for a man who is NEVER gonna forgive her, and left Froddenstien alone on the roof to jump...Brain in her butt Carly shows up...It was funny though when she told him security was on the way, and he asked if she was the advance team. Still when she offered up herself as fodder for him to prove he wants to really change...I wanted her to jump or fall...anything but get herself involved with yet another useless stupid egomaniac.
Carly Carly Carly...stand up girl get off your brain!!!!! Yes you are relatively young and yes you still have your looks, but honey you ARE BAD AT CHOOSING MEN!!! Get a hobby... get a dog...they come home all the time, they are loyal and they do not talk...what more could you need? At least with a dog you will always be right and won't be lonely. You can name it Froddenstien...but please please do not get horizontal with this man.
I need a reeeally BIG bus. I am taking contributions.
It's perfectly legal and tax deductible and you can even hold your Carly flags while writing the check.
And just one more thing. UM ELLIETWIT, you work at the hospital.. you have just found a patient who is MISSING from his room on the roof contemplating jumping off said roof. And instead of going for help you have a five hour conversation with him, which by the way made little if ANY sense. YOU are a freaking HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONAL and I use that word loosely, he is not a priest it was not confession...go for HELP you twit. OK I feel better, but I am still gonna need a bigger bus.