Lori's "Dirty Soap" dish for October 31.
This week's "Dirty Soap" gave us more Fary fun, Farah undergoing a health scare and Galen living vicariously through his kids. There's still no word on M.I.A. Kirsten, but we got to see Kelly take a few dance classes. Let's take a deeper look at what went down.
Mama doesn’t always know best.
Either Fary is angling for her own reality spin off show or she's the most obnoxious person ever. Nadia's comment about being "fluent in Fary" would make for a good title if the former is the case. I really have to wonder if she is this rude and unfiltered in real life or if she is just hamming it up for the cameras. I also question Nadia's decision to involve Fary in her and Brandon's photo shoot décor. After the first time Fary insulted them and told Brandon to zip it, I would have left her at home, but I guess simply watching Nadia and Brandon pick out furniture would have been a big snooze fest. There isn't enough creative editing in the world to make that interesting. I give their decorator Michelle credit for remaining so calm when Fary repeatedly insulted her. I'm not sure I would have been as gracious. What do you think of Fary? Vote in our Dirty Soap Poll.
Lack of support.
Farah went to the doctor to find out about donating an egg to her friend Danny so the two could produce what I can only assume would turn out to be the bitchiest diva ever to set foot in Hollywood. After her appointment, Farah learned she had pre-cancerous cells on her cervix. She went to New York to have surgery where John-Paul promised to be there for her. He fell short of that goal when he dropped her off and spent the rest of the time looking for a parking space. Either parking in New York is equivalent to standing in line for a ride at Disneyland in the middle of the summer, or JP snuck out to play a round of golf in order to avoid holding up his end in an adult relationship. It seems to be a theme. To top it off, he parked several blocks away, forcing her to walk to the car after undergoing her surgery. I hear there's this thing called a cab in New York City. I know it's a crazy concept, but it sounds like it would have been the better option.