Days Of Our Lives Weekly Blog.
Friday, July 06 2012
Deconstructing "DOOL" for the week of July 2-July 6:
Hey "DOOL" fans, I'm on holiday this week so there will be no blog. In lieu of that, I'd like to invite you to read Matt's DOOL Musings
, which are weekly summaries of the happenings in Salem, with a twist!
Take a look back at some of the best lines of this year according to Matt! They're pretty funny.
Nicole: If you knew what qualified as my idea of sex, your head would explode.
Will: So, you gonna get me off?
EJ: William, I took care of your bail. It's not up to me to get you off.
Will: I can't do your dirty work if I'm in jail.
John: There was something I needed to do. Uh... nothing much.
Kate: He's been dead and undead so many times that I can hardly count.
Jack: This state can't afford a governor named 'Elvis'.
Sami: The Library of Congress has a whole wing dedicated to the mistakes I've made.
Will: (to Gabi) Wow! No rainbow flag for you.
CIA dude Harmon: As far as the Federal government is concerned, Stefano is pure as the driven snow.
Mel: I'm not sure I can share bread-sticks with Stefano.
Sami: You're about as sensitive as sandpaper.
Austin: I'm counting the minutes until the insanity is over-with.
Marlena: I don't even know what we're talking about and I already hate it.
EJ: (to Sami) Darling, if poor mothering made children gay, all of Kate's children would be waving rainbow flags.
Will: (to Sami) Stop being a victim and grow up!
John: I still say we should bring back hanging traitors in a public square.
EJ and Will (Soaps.com)
Will: Are you kidding me? First Dad and then EJ? Oh my God who is next?
Will: She can't help being the slut that she is.
Will: I see you put away your pitchfork and the fire pit.
Maggie: Victor, please, no bloodshed today.
Victor: Fine, I'll do it tomorrow.
Stefano: Classic Brady reaction.
EJ: To be loved by you seems to be a death sentence.
Sami: You're the first person in the history of the DiMera family to be kicked out on a morals charge.
Abby: Was Johnny trying to do brain surgery on Allie's doll again?
Austin: (to Rafe) Wow man that is a man-sized bowl of ice cream you've got there. I never thought of you as the sprinkles type.
Sami: What? Me shooting him in the head is just a bump in the road to true love?
Kate: Is that everyone's favorite guttersnipe, Samantha Brady?
Billie: (to Daniel) I know your MO. You feel someone's glands, take their liver out and... all of a sudden, Dr. Dan is in love!
Kate: Buy yourself a blow up doll, spray it with cheap perfume and it will be just like Nicole never left.
Nicole: Sami rocks at being pregnant. That's one of her only talents.
Mel: There's an old saying: If you married a man who cheated on his wife, you married a man who cheated on his wife.
Abe: You can dress yourself up in fancy suits, but you're garbage!
EJ: Is that from 'Father Knows Best' or 'The Waltons'?
Stefano: If Marlena blows her nose in Salem, am I responsible?
Sami: You've been telling me to get a job since I was 16 and now I have one.
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