Version 3: an open ending and a couple of bones for the Dannifer and EJAbby fans.
EJ and Abby both nearly clog the shower drain after Sami rather loudly announces that she's back early from her trip. He weasels his way out of being caught somehow while Abby cowers behind the shower curtain. Sami and EJ go home, make up, have Justin draw up a prenup, and start planning their double wedding with Sonny and Will.
EJ calls Abby up, tells her it was just sex, that he loves Samanther and to leave him alone. Abby, unable to separate sex from love in her mind, loses it in Horton nut fashion. She has a one night stand with some new hunk that is supposed to be coming onscreen this month I believe, just so she can find out what loveless sex is like in her own opinion. She becomes pregnant, and stalks EJ and harasses him claiming that the child is his. He says nothing to Sami, telling Abby that he'll take care of his baby but threatens to kill her after the baby is born if Sami finds out.
Theresa goes down, Abby tries to kill herself and her pregnancy is revealed and she pins it on the new guy so EJ won't kill her. Dan saves Abby, melts Chyka with Jor-El's tanning bed and finds no evidence linking Chyka to Kristen. Nicole does, however, find evidence linking Chyka to Dr. Whatever that one chick's name was that told her that her baby was dead when the entire hospital system happened to be on the fritz. Eric comes back to Salem from his retreat and confesses his eternal soap love to Nicole as he rips his collar off and casts it at her feet. She tells him that she doesn't have time for all that...her baby is alive and she needs to go find her son! He swears to help her with the search. Dan runs back to Jen, gets shut down and Liam steps up to bat. Eric, Nicole and Dan decide to start with their only real lead, and jump on a plane to confront Cameron about his obvious DiMera connections.
Everything Nick gets in version 2, he gets in this as well as 50% of CW. Stocks plummet, Stefano gets his dinners with Kate, "runs" Nick out of town (who is still revealed to be Chad and still gets Abby to fall for him again), and offers Kate her stocks back and half of everything he owns, pledging his eternal soap love. She agrees and they marry immediately. Stefano, Chad, EJ, Kristen and Liam/Peter meet up for their congratulatory toast.
The double wedding goes off without a hitch. Everyone pats themselves on the backs and Sonny and will take Arianna on their honeymoon. They shut the club down and make T go with them so he can babysit.
The gang confronts Cameron. Dan tortures him with his mind until he tells them where Dr. Whatever her name is. The gang hunts her down and finds her and Dr. Rolf raising Nicole's little boy, Nicoles's little girl, and Grace DiMera at the new and improved Maison Blanche. I'd throw Taylor's baby DiMera in there too but I'm sure she's in hiding with that one somewhere.
They pack the kids in the van and head back to Salem to confront the DiMeras. At the same time, John returns in the middle of the big reveal, hands Hope some divorce papers from Bo, and rips Peter's Liam mask off in front of everyone. As EJ is being hauled away with the rest of his family for all of their crimes he pleads with Sami telling her not to believe a word. Sami silently shows him their prenup, casts the photograph she took of EJ and Abby at the cabin at his feet, tells him she knew all along and calls him a moron and a half-assed lawyer for not reading the prenup before he signed it. Kate appears with Roman, Rafe, and Abe hauling the trunks and trunks of evidence she and Sami have collected against the DiMeras all this time, smiles at a cuffed Stefano, and offers her elbow to Sami with a huge smile and a nod. Sami grins at Kate while chuckling through tears, locks her elbow with Kate's, and the whole crowd watches as they skip away together. Kate helps Sami pack the kids and go on a very long vacation as a family, and tells her she'll take care of everything until she gets back.
Abby gives birth to her baby, which turns out to be the new guy's. He offers her a chance at real love, but she doesn't recognize it and blows him off and becomes prison pen pals with EJ and Chad instead. She "falls in love" with both of them and can't decide which one she wants to be with when they are released.
Jen and Dan finally get married. There is a giant princess themed wedding and plans for a late-life baby until....
A mountain man cometh.