Version 2, because you posters inspire me!
It was one of EJ's men in the bushes taking pictures of Cabin Puke 2014 through the conveniently open curtains that EJ just happened to leave open while he waited for her to arrive. He uses her to blow off some steam in the shower, then tells her he loves Sami and that she needs to move on. When Sami confronts him over some evidence, he tells her that Abby came onto him at the cabin when he went to stop her from talking to Hope, and so he texted her about meeting to talk to her about Chad and set her up. He shows her his text and picture, and her apology call as evidence and Sami kicks Abby's butt. Just kidding.
Sami accepts this, knows Abby will keep her mouth shut (as does EJ...she has no proof of any of it) and agrees to marry EJ and sets a date for a wedding.
Obsessed Abigail, as often occurs in the Horton family tree of nuts, loses her little,abandoned, daddy's angel mind. She tries to commit suicide and ends up in the hospital...where only Dan can save her. Jen throws a pity party for herself for ignoring her daughter's needs and not seeing the signs.
Theresa goes down. In the meantime, Nicole and Dan confront Dr. Doom. He's superman. He can save Abby and confront Chyka at the same time. He melts Chyka to death with his krypton tanning bed, and there are no connections found between Doom and the DiMera family. Dan, thinking Jen will take him back now that Theresa has been exposed, simultaneously runs back to Jen to see if she'll take him back. Simultaneously. I told you he was superman. She weeps to him that he was nothing more than a distraction to her that kept her from seeing that her daughter was losing touch with reality. I vomit. Liam steps up to bat. Nicole comforts Dan and he falls in love with her just in time for Eric to come back.
Nick forces Gabi to leave town without Arianna, gets his job at MW, his shares, etc, as described previously with one difference....the only thing he gets from Sami and EJ is his share of his stolen formula profits and a job a CW too. He turns all of their cosmetic lines into crap and all stocks plummet. Stefano gets Kate to go to dinner with him where he offers to help her get half of her company back. If he does that, she has to agree to go to dinner with him again.
Stefano pretends to get something on Nick and force Nick out of town. Nick kisses his whole family goodbye, tells them he's going to walk the world and not to call him or something and exits. Just after the door shuts behind him, he takes his Nick mask off and turns out to be Chad.
Chad comes back to town. So does Kristen. Sami and EJ and Sonny and will have a double wedding. Abby threatens to kill herself again and gets carted away like grandma Laura, but other than that the ceremony goes well. Everyone is surprised and congratulates each other for pulling one off. A fun time is had by all.
Chad and Abby run into each other at Marlena's office. He's there to get help for his need to act like a DiMera and do things like fake tumors to get his way. They start to reconnect and she starts to fall for him again as they lean on each other.
Kristen, Stefano, Chad and EJ all sit down for dinner where they smile and joke, and fatha congratulates Kristen and tells her he knew she could bring the family back together. Kristen states that they are missing a member. At that moment, Liam walks in removing his Liam mask...revealing himself to be Peter Blake. They all share a family toast.
Nicole chooses Eric, and Dan takes a hike where he runs into a mysterious amnesiac mountain man/the real Nick Fallon.
After Dan cures him with his laser surgery vision, Abby tries to shoot EJ at the big reveal and misses...hitting Sami in the head and killing her instantly.
All of this just to prop Daniel...because he's superman.