Deconstructing "DOOL" from July 15 - 19:
It was harpy madness this week. The meddling mothers were out in full force, we watched a few characters worrying needlessly, the storylines are still pretty tight, and and we were entertained thoroughly. It was a good week.
How nice to see the characters still going to the lake. We’ve seen some realistic dialogue about the weather, Kristen and Jenn dished about their love lives on that piece of driftwood, and Daniel putting water wings on Parker was adorable. I hope we see more of this.
Drama over nothing.
Kate’s decision not to sit at Rafe’s bedside on the off chance that he may not recall they were lovers was unnecessary and felt forced in order to show Abe and Kayla how she truly felt about Rafe. It’s strange the doctors didn’t fight her on this. Didn’t they say he needed loved ones around him? If he’s unsure why she’s there he’ll ask. If he becomes agitated she can leave. What if it backfires and he wonders why she’s suddenly ignoring him? Couldn’t that give him a setback?
Theresa and her big fatties.
Theresa keeps her stash at the office. At the hospital. Across from Her Royal Highness’ desk. Yep. She’s just as entertaining as Kristen!
Jenn’s still as daft as they come.
It’s amazing Jenn finally isn’t being duped by her son at every turn but her reaction to seeing JJ's new fugly shoes was bizarre. After he told her they were Rory's, she had two choices: Either believe him or call Rory's mother. Instead, she chose to tell him to get them out of the house before she returned. Why did she threaten to call Rory’s mother instead of following through and making the call right then and there so she could catch him red-handed? Didn't she think they could be stolen? She’s utterly clueless on how to parent and such a doormat.
Power couple? How deluded.
EJ’s arrogance can be comical at times but there was nothing comical about him calling himself and Samanther a "power couple." They’re not a "power couple." He’s a powerful man. She’s not a powerful woman. She’s far too emotional to exude power! Please...
If Sami was so powerful, she would have kept her enormous yap shut when Adrienne paid her a visit. Instead, she got in Adrienne’s face and made things worse for herself before Adrienne had a chance to talk to her about the attack video. While Sami exuded arrogance, like a miniature EJ, Adrienne sat back pursing those once smiling lips into bitter slits just waiting to pounce. Normally I would bitch about how much we don't recognize Adrienne anymore but the protective vibe and over-the-top demands she’s been making on Justin work so well into the story. Even those hideous 1950s house dresses, the weirdo fashion accessories and that dreadful new hairdo add to her new persona. Adrienne’s quickly becoming Salem’s most annoying. I love it. Congrats to Judi Evans for doing a bang up job.