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    Dallas Family Business Classic One-Liners.

    Thursday, August 02 2012

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    Best lines this week!

    These one liners come from last night's episode Family Business. Which are your faves?

    Harris to Sue Ellen: "When dealing with people, I suggest more carrot, less stick."

    Ann, to JR, when he doesn't understand why he can't see Bobby: "Of Course you don’t, you’re a sociopath."

    Ann, pointing a gun at JR: "Since you don't have a heart, it will be somewhere more vital."

    JR to John Ross when he moves back: "I'm too old to have a roommate."

    JR to Ann: "Well I am back honey, and I am going to be bigger than ever."

    JR to Sue Ellen: "Wife No. 3 is at the door and she is packing heat."

    Ann to Sue Ellen when she heard she slapped JR: "Well, that deserves a muffin."

    John Ross about JR: "He is being pig-headed and selfish." Sue Ellen: "That is so unlike JR."

    Bobby to JR: "No, your lapses are not when you do wrong. Your lapses are when you do right. Like the scorpion said to the frog, 'It is just in my nature.'"

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    Posted by mr. community at Friday, August 03 2012 07:52 PM

    I am enjoying the revival of Dallas. My only regret is I would like to see more of the older Ewings, Ray, Lucy, Gary, Pam, Valene, and Dusty Farlow. It is nice to focus on the younger generation, but let's involve the Ewing Family. I enjoy seeing Sue Ellen vs JR, the old times.
    If they can bring Dallas back, okay let's work to bring All My Children back, no reason why they can't do it.

    Posted by Chrissi at Thursday, August 09 2012 07:17 AM

    Maybe next season.

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