Dallas Episode Five: Classic One Liners.

Thursday, July 05 2012

Ewing Oil is back in business. (
Best lines of the week.

These one liners come from last night's episode Truth And Consequences. What's your favorite line?

JR to Bobby: "Now that she’s back in my hands, I’m going to start sinking more wells as soon as I can. Ewing Oil is back in business."

JR to Ann: "Well, Annie, you’re just gonna have to work on your imagination."

Harris to Ann:"I like your husband, and I always thought his brother was a prick, so I’ll pull my trucks. It’s gonna cost you the hug."

Bobby to John Ross: "Don’t you come in this house and be smart with me, young man, I’ll toss you right out the door. I’m in the mood."

Christopher to John Ross: "He is under the impression we are on good terms."

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