Dallas Episode Four: Classic One Liners image

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Best lines of the week.

These one liners come from last night's episode, The Last Hurrah. What's your favorite line?

JR about Marta: "I’d say when it comes to jealousy, our girl is crazier than an outhouse rat."

JR to Cliff: "I'm a changed man, Cliff. The evidence of that is that you’re not being wheeled out of here with two broken legs."

Mrs. Henderson tells John Ross: "You’ve got your daddy’s charm. Let’s hope you didn’t get his morals."

JR about Cliff: "That man is as see-through as a mosquito net, Sue Ellen."

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- Christine Fix