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JR's still got it!

In Wednesday evening's episode, The Price You Pay, JR has all the best lines. Bobby and Tommy sneak in a few zingers. Check it out.

JR shaves John Ross' throat with a razor and says, "I loved my daddy, and I respected my daddy, but most important, I feared my daddy. Were you going to cut your daddy out of $2 billion dollars worth of oil?" (I held my breath during this entire scene!)

Tommy's a little scary shooting at bottles. "It’s better when they move."

JR tells the Venezuelan businessmen with a small grin, "My friends are in the statehouse. My enemies are going to be harder to find."

Classic! Bobby asked his physician if the side effects of his new medicine cause hair loss.

Bobby finds out JR's "physician" thought it was a good idea for JR to move back into Southfork. "Sure, it’ll be great having a rattlesnake in the house."

This was a cool shout out to the "Who Shot JR" storyline from the original series. Ann hears a noise in the barn and takes out her gun. She finds JR looking through old photos. He tells her, "Bullets don’t seem to have much of an effect on me, darlin'!

Another JR line, which I found chilling. He explains to John Ross, "Nobody gives you power. Real power is something you take."

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- Christine Fix