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Soaps Boards :: The Bold and the Beautiful Forum :: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
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Quote Teresa Giudice: Quote hosluvhos: Why you type out all of those names and why did you all that stuff about ? I 't that's . Hijacker ALERT!!!! I specifically stated from the outset NO TAYLOR OR STEFFY FANS!!!! Why enter this thread just so you can hijack it? FTR, everything that I have stated in this thread as the OP, was true!!!! If you don't believe me or like it, then take it up with the writers and not me. Thank you and have a nice day! Whoa! Please calm down. i never said i was a taylor or steffy fan. I am a fan of the show and i came into this topic to ask a question. There was no need to get hostile with me. It's not that serious. |
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I love your sens of humour and it is clean as well always a bonus. |
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Great. Job! So truthful .. Don't forget that Taylor slept with Brooke's father during one of her drunken stupors. Also she slept with James Warrick because they feared death during an earthquake. She also had the hots for Eric. |
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Quote bigbbfan: Did any motorcycle riders she picked up in the bar attend her funeral? Just wondering? I remember she use to pick up a lot of strange men in bars. You would think being a doctor she would have been afraid of getting diseases. Some of her biker one night stands actually served as her honorary pall bearers. The others remembered doing her but never knew her name. Besides they just wanted to forget the whole ordeal...so no they didn't bother. |
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i think someone is confused,yes taylor has been married as many times as brooke,taylor no saint,just wondering how many men have she slept with totally,i know she married most of brooke exs,taylor who is this woman behind the mask?and this obituary is soooooo,funny,now who can top this? |
Bigsilydog![]() |
Great. Job! So truthful .. Don't forget that Taylor slept with Brooke's father during one of her drunken stupors. Also she slept with James Warrick because they feared death during an earthquake. She also had the hots for Eric. |
tinklebell![]() |
and they wants to call brooke a tramp,are you kidding me,on what planet. |
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Quote tinklebell: and they wants to call brooke a tramp,are you kidding me,on what planet. It is a case of the kettle calling the pot black. Taylor Hayes Forrester,Marone, Jones was buried with a case of her favourite wine (cheap but drinkable)and a packet of straws |
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Quote Teresa Giudice: Taylor Hamilton Hayes Forrester Rashid Forrester Marone Jones died on August 5, 2012. She leaves behind, a psychotic and arsonist son named Thomas Forrester, and even more psychotic daughter named Steffy Forrester. Taylor was known for being the town's mattress and drunk. She slept with more men than the law allows. And her daughter has followed her footsteps eaisly. She also leaves behind a surrogate mother who has plotted and schemed many times for her just so that her beautiful rival Brooke Logan Forrester doesn't get to be with the hottest man in LA Ridge Forrester Sr. She is also known for being very sanctimonious always thinking that she was better than the next person when in fact she isn't she was worse than anybody on the show with the exceptions of her ex-mother-in-law Stephanie and her wackjob daughter Steffy. She was always rude to the poor people namely a beautiful young woman named Dayzee and when Dayzee was with her son Thomas, she treated Dayzee horribly. Taylor was lastly known as a murderer she killed the beautiful Darla Einsten Forrester and she tried to step in Darla's life by trying to marry Darla's husband Thorne and trying to be a mother to Darla's daughter Alexandria Forrester but that was squashed by the fact that Ally found out that Taylor killed her mother because Taylor was drunk when she hit and ran Darla over with her car. She was preceded in death by her mother Sharon Hamilton who committed suicide because she couldn't bare to be a mother to the most boring person in history her daughter Taylor. Her daughter Phoebe whom she was responsible for her death because she was engaged to the love of Phoebe's life Eric Forrester Jr. Teresa - I LOVE this obituary for Taylor. You have represented her well. Taylor was never as good a person as she thought she was! And we all know what a terrible mother she has been and continues to be. She was never a mainstay character . . . and I hope this third death takes and we don't have a "revival" of her. Bury her fast is what I say! Thanks for the humor today!!! |
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Quote Teresa Giudice: Taylor Hamilton Hayes Forrester Rashid Forrester Marone Jones died on August 5, 2012. She leaves behind, a psychotic and arsonist son named Thomas Forrester, and even more psychotic daughter named Steffy Forrester. Taylor was known for being the town's mattress and drunk. She slept with more men than the law allows. And her daughter has followed her footsteps eaisly. She also leaves behind a surrogate mother who has plotted and schemed many times for her just so that her beautiful rival Brooke Logan Forrester doesn't get to be with the hottest man in LA Ridge Forrester Sr. She is also known for being very sanctimonious always thinking that she was better than the next person when in fact she isn't she was worse than anybody on the show with the exceptions of her ex-mother-in-law Stephanie and her wackjob daughter Steffy. She was always rude to the poor people namely a beautiful young woman named Dayzee and when Dayzee was with her son Thomas, she treated Dayzee horribly. Taylor was lastly known as a murderer she killed the beautiful Darla Einsten Forrester and she tried to step in Darla's life by trying to marry Darla's husband Thorne and trying to be a mother to Darla's daughter Alexandria Forrester but that was squashed by the fact that Ally found out that Taylor killed her mother because Taylor was drunk when she hit and ran Darla over with her car. She was preceded in death by her mother Sharon Hamilton who committed suicide because she couldn't bare to be a mother to the most boring person in history her daughter Taylor. Her daughter Phoebe whom she was responsible for her death because she was engaged to the love of Phoebe's life Eric Forrester Jr. ------------------------------------------------------------ Addendum She has been known to use her professional qualifications to get in-between her patient's relationships e.g. Hitting on Ridge when Caroline was dying |
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