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    Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!

    Started by Teresa Giudice at 2012/07/09 12:52PM
    Latest post: 2012/07/10 12:57PM, Views: 1480, Replies: 43
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    #11   2012/07/09 05:05PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    hosluvhos
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    Quote Teresa Giudice:
    Quote hosluvhos: Why you type out all of those names and why did you all that stuff about ? I 't that's .


    Hijacker ALERT!!!! I specifically stated from the outset NO TAYLOR OR STEFFY FANS!!!! Why enter this thread just so you can hijack it? FTR, everything that I have stated in this thread as the OP, was true!!!! If you don't believe me or like it, then take it up with the writers and not me. Thank you and have a nice day!


    Whoa! Please calm down. i never said i was a taylor or steffy fan. I am a fan of the show and i came into this topic to ask a question. There was no need to get hostile with me. It's not that serious.

    #12   2012/07/09 06:28PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    HFless
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    I love your sens of humour and it is clean as well always a bonus.

    R.I.P. Taylor Hayes, Forrester, Marone, Jones or whoever the heck you are.

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    #13   2012/07/09 06:32PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    Bigsilydog
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    Great. Job! So truthful .. Don't forget that Taylor slept with Brooke's father during one of her drunken stupors. Also she slept with James Warrick because they feared death during an earthquake. She also had the hots for Eric.

    #14   2012/07/09 06:36PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    KatyDidNot
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    Quote bigbbfan: Did any motorcycle riders she picked up in the bar attend
    her funeral? Just wondering? I remember she use to pick up
    a lot of strange men in bars. You would think being a
    doctor she would have been afraid of getting diseases.


    Some of her biker one night stands actually served as her honorary pall bearers. The others remembered doing her but never knew her name. Besides they just wanted to forget the whole ordeal...so no they didn't bother.

    #15   2012/07/09 06:37PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    tinklebell
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    i think someone is confused,yes taylor has been married as many times as brooke,taylor no saint,just wondering how many men have she slept with totally,i know she married most of brooke exs,taylor who is this woman behind the mask?and this obituary is soooooo,funny,now who can top this?

    #16   2012/07/09 06:38PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    Bigsilydog
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    Great. Job! So truthful .. Don't forget that Taylor slept with Brooke's father during one of her drunken stupors. Also she slept with James Warrick because they feared death during an earthquake. She also had the hots for Eric.

    #17   2012/07/09 06:42PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    tinklebell
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    and they wants to call brooke a tramp,are you kidding me,on what planet.

    #18   2012/07/09 06:48PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    HFless
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    Quote tinklebell: and they wants to call brooke a tramp,are you kidding me,on what planet.


    It is a case of the kettle calling the pot black.

    Taylor Hayes Forrester,Marone, Jones was buried with a case of her favourite wine (cheap but drinkable)and a packet of straws

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    #19   2012/07/09 06:55PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    Ruby Scarlett
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    Quote Teresa Giudice: Taylor Hamilton Hayes Forrester Rashid Forrester Marone Jones died on August 5, 2012. She leaves behind, a psychotic and arsonist son named Thomas Forrester, and even more psychotic daughter named Steffy Forrester. Taylor was known for being the town's mattress and drunk. She slept with more men than the law allows. And her daughter has followed her footsteps eaisly. She also leaves behind a surrogate mother who has plotted and schemed many times for her just so that her beautiful rival Brooke Logan Forrester doesn't get to be with the hottest man in LA Ridge Forrester Sr. She is also known for being very sanctimonious always thinking that she was better than the next person when in fact she isn't she was worse than anybody on the show with the exceptions of her ex-mother-in-law Stephanie and her wackjob daughter Steffy. She was always rude to the poor people namely a beautiful young woman named Dayzee and when Dayzee was with her son Thomas, she treated Dayzee horribly. Taylor was lastly known as a murderer she killed the beautiful Darla Einsten Forrester and she tried to step in Darla's life by trying to marry Darla's husband Thorne and trying to be a mother to Darla's daughter Alexandria Forrester but that was squashed by the fact that Ally found out that Taylor killed her mother because Taylor was drunk when she hit and ran Darla over with her car.

    She was preceded in death by her mother Sharon Hamilton who committed suicide because she couldn't bare to be a mother to the most boring person in history her daughter Taylor. Her daughter Phoebe whom she was responsible for her death because she was engaged to the love of Phoebe's life Eric Forrester Jr.


    Teresa - I LOVE this obituary for Taylor. You have represented her well. Taylor was never as good a person as she thought she was! And we all know what a terrible mother she has been and continues to be. She was never a mainstay character . . . and I hope this third death takes and we don't have a "revival" of her. Bury her fast is what I say! Thanks for the humor today!!!

    #20   2012/07/09 07:03PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    mangochic
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    Quote Teresa Giudice: Taylor Hamilton Hayes Forrester Rashid Forrester Marone Jones died on August 5, 2012. She leaves behind, a psychotic and arsonist son named Thomas Forrester, and even more psychotic daughter named Steffy Forrester. Taylor was known for being the town's mattress and drunk. She slept with more men than the law allows. And her daughter has followed her footsteps eaisly. She also leaves behind a surrogate mother who has plotted and schemed many times for her just so that her beautiful rival Brooke Logan Forrester doesn't get to be with the hottest man in LA Ridge Forrester Sr. She is also known for being very sanctimonious always thinking that she was better than the next person when in fact she isn't she was worse than anybody on the show with the exceptions of her ex-mother-in-law Stephanie and her wackjob daughter Steffy. She was always rude to the poor people namely a beautiful young woman named Dayzee and when Dayzee was with her son Thomas, she treated Dayzee horribly. Taylor was lastly known as a murderer she killed the beautiful Darla Einsten Forrester and she tried to step in Darla's life by trying to marry Darla's husband Thorne and trying to be a mother to Darla's daughter Alexandria Forrester but that was squashed by the fact that Ally found out that Taylor killed her mother because Taylor was drunk when she hit and ran Darla over with her car.



    She was preceded in death by her mother Sharon Hamilton who committed suicide because she couldn't bare to be a mother to the most boring person in history her daughter Taylor. Her daughter Phoebe whom she was responsible for her death because she was engaged to the love of Phoebe's life Eric Forrester Jr.

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    Addendum
    She has been known to use her professional qualifications to get in-between her patient's relationships e.g. Hitting on Ridge when Caroline was dying . She also used her 'professional' experience to get in-between Ridge and Brooke . Despite her numerous attempts (using her kids' pleas, kid's death, Stephanie's machinations) she has failed to hold onto Ridge who has chosen Brooke to be the love of his life despite her flaws. She interfered with Thomas' marriage by going condom wrapper hunting (looking for proof they had sex) . She went out with Rick, who used to go out with both her daughters. She couldn't love baby Jack even though she had carried him for 9 months just because it was Brooke's egg that was fertilized. (If she could go out with Rick despite knowing the fact that he is Brooke's son, why couldn't she love a poor helpless innocent baby.) She played a part in Morgan loosing Ridge's baby when she confronted her on the roof leading Morgan to fall .

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