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    Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!

    Started by Teresa Giudice at 2012/07/09 12:52PM
    Latest post: 2012/07/10 12:57PM, Views: 1430, Replies: 43
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    #1   2012/07/09 12:52PM
    Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    Teresa Giudice
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    Taylor Hamilton Hayes Forrester Rashid Forrester Marone Jones died on August 5, 2012. She leaves behind, a psychotic and arsonist son named Thomas Forrester, and even more psychotic daughter named Steffy Forrester. Taylor was known for being the town's mattress and drunk. She slept with more men than the law allows. And her daughter has followed her footsteps eaisly. She also leaves behind a surrogate mother who has plotted and schemed many times for her just so that her beautiful rival Brooke Logan Forrester doesn't get to be with the hottest man in LA Ridge Forrester Sr. She is also known for being very sanctimonious always thinking that she was better than the next person when in fact she isn't she was worse than anybody on the show with the exceptions of her ex-mother-in-law Stephanie and her wackjob daughter Steffy. She was always rude to the poor people namely a beautiful young woman named Dayzee and when Dayzee was with her son Thomas, she treated Dayzee horribly. Taylor was lastly known as a murderer she killed the beautiful Darla Einsten Forrester and she tried to step in Darla's life by trying to marry Darla's husband Thorne and trying to be a mother to Darla's daughter Alexandria Forrester but that was squashed by the fact that Ally found out that Taylor killed her mother because Taylor was drunk when she hit and ran Darla over with her car.



    She was preceded in death by her mother Sharon Hamilton who committed suicide because she couldn't bare to be a mother to the most boring person in history her daughter Taylor. Her daughter Phoebe whom she was responsible for her death because she was engaged to the love of Phoebe's life Eric Forrester Jr.

    #2   2012/07/09 02:19PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    KatyDidNot
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    Very well done Teresa. I'd like to add that this is Ms Taylor Hamilton Hayes Forrester Rashid Forrester Marone Jones's third and hopefully final death. May the lovely Logans now be able to rest in peace.

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    #3   2012/07/09 02:30PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    sonny6
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    Quote KatyDidNot: Very well done Teresa. I'd like to add that this is Ms Taylor Hamilton Hayes Forrester Rashid Forrester Marone Jones's third and hopefully final death. May the lovely Logans now be able to rest in peace.


    LOVE IT..

    #4   2012/07/09 03:07PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    Soapstef
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    Don't forget the disclaimer at the bottom:

    She's died twice before. This time we'e driven a stake through her to be sure it sticks.

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    #5   2012/07/09 03:49PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    bigbbfan
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    May she rest in Haydes where she belongs.

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    #6   2012/07/09 04:11PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    bigbbfan
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    Did any motorcycle riders she picked up in the bar attend
    her funeral? Just wondering? I remember she use to pick up
    a lot of strange men in bars. You would think being a
    doctor she would have been afraid of getting diseases.

    #7   2012/07/09 04:23PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    hosluvhos
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    Why did you type out all of those names and why did you make up all that stuff about Taylor? I don't think that's true.

    #8   2012/07/09 04:45PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    Teresa Giudice
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    Quote hosluvhos: Why you type out all of those names and why did you all that stuff about ? I 't that's .


    Hijacker ALERT!!!! I specifically stated from the outset NO TAYLOR OR STEFFY FANS!!!! Why enter this thread just so you can hijack it? FTR, everything that I have stated in this thread as the OP, was true!!!! If you don't believe me or like it, then take it up with the writers and not me. Thank you and have a nice day!

    #9   2012/07/09 04:56PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    Letsbenice
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    Quote bigbbfan: Did any motorcycle riders she picked up in the bar attend
    her funeral? Just wondering? I remember she use to pick up
    a lot of strange men in bars. You would think being a
    doctor she would have been afraid of getting diseases.




    If they did, they were too drunk to even know who she was. They just collapsed and piled up on her lonely body on the bar table.

    Love the obituary notice, Teresa. It was hilarious! Thank you for the laughs.

    #10   2012/07/09 05:02PM
    Re: Tay's Obituary (real funny) (No Tay or Stef fans)!
    grandmarose
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    Quote Teresa Giudice: Taylor Hamilton Hayes Forrester Rashid Forrester Marone Jones died on August 5, 2012. She leaves behind, a psychotic and arsonist son named Thomas Forrester, and even more psychotic daughter named Steffy Forrester. Taylor was known for being the town's mattress and drunk. She slept with more men than the law allows. And her daughter has followed her footsteps eaisly. She also leaves behind a surrogate mother who has plotted and schemed many times for her just so that her beautiful rival Brooke Logan Forrester doesn't get to be with the hottest man in LA Ridge Forrester Sr. She is also known for being very sanctimonious always thinking that she was better than the next person when in fact she isn't she was worse than anybody on the show with the exceptions of her ex-mother-in-law Stephanie and her wackjob daughter Steffy. She was always rude to the poor people namely a beautiful young woman named Dayzee and when Dayzee was with her son Thomas, she treated Dayzee horribly. Taylor was lastly known as a murderer she killed the beautiful Darla Einsten Forrester and she tried to step in Darla's life by trying to marry Darla's husband Thorne and trying to be a mother to Darla's daughter Alexandria Forrester but that was squashed by the fact that Ally found out that Taylor killed her mother because Taylor was drunk when she hit and ran Darla over with her car.



    She was preceded in death by her mother Sharon Hamilton who committed suicide because she couldn't bare to be a mother to the most boring person in history her daughter Taylor. Her daughter Phoebe whom she was responsible for her death because she was engaged to the love of Phoebe's life Eric Forrester Jr.


    Love your sense of humor

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