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    Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)

    Started by Houston777 at 2012/07/07 02:57PM
    Latest post: 2012/07/10 01:43PM, Views: 2141, Replies: 75
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    #61   2012/07/09 08:48PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    hosluvhos
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    Phew! Thank you for not being offended. I'm a bit new to this message board and I'm not really sure of the proper etiquette yet. Earlier today I posted in a thread that said not Steffy and Taylor fans. I'm not really a fan of theirs as they aren't hoish enough for me, but anyway, a poster got all hostile with me because I asked a question. I had to take a break because I got all agitated and my blood pressure went up and my tourettes came on. It's nice to know I can post in a non Logan fan thread and not be treated with hostility.

    #62   2012/07/09 08:51PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    fortaylor
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    Quote hosluvhos: Phew! Thank you for not being offended. I'm a bit new to this message board and I'm not really sure of the proper etiquette yet. Earlier today I posted in a thread that said not Steffy and Taylor fans. I'm not really a fan of theirs as they aren't hoish enough for me, but anyway, a poster got all hostile with me because I asked a question. I had to take a break because I got all agitated and my blood pressure went up and my tourettes came on. It's nice to know I can post in a non Logan fan thread and not be treated with hostility.




    I am so sorry that happened to you. Poor thing. Don't give it another thought honey! If it offends you that much read the guidelines and if need be report it to the moderator. Just try to have fun.

    #63   2012/07/09 08:59PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    Tayfam
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    Quote Danica1004: Thanks everyone! And, yes, I know. I've been reading for awhile now.


    That's how I started. It was the best way to get a feel for the mb.

    #64   2012/07/09 09:08PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    NinaBee
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    Quote Tayfam:
    Quote Danica1004: Thanks everyone! And, yes, I know. I've been reading for awhile now.


    That's how I started. It was the best way to get a feel for the mb.


    I did the same thing as well and that's why I post here more than I post anywhere else. This board has it's good and bad days however, I always get a laugh.

    #65   2012/07/09 09:15PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    MsLady1020
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    Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P.

    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone.

    The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer.
    Witnesses stated that deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax.
    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth.

    Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” .
    Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

    In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials.



    Houston you're too funny, lmao.


    I would like to dedicate a song to the deceased....

    "Ding Dong the witch is dead the wicked witch the witch is dead ding dong the wicked witch is deeeaadddddd, lmao.

    And the 3 guests were grateful for my song, lmao.

    #66   2012/07/09 09:16PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    Tayfam
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    Quote NinaBee:
    Quote Tayfam:
    Quote Danica1004: Thanks everyone! And, yes, I know. I've been reading for awhile now.


    That's how I started. It was the best way to get a feel for the mb.


    I did the same thing as well and that's why I post here more than I post anywhere else. This board has it's good and bad days however, I always get a laugh.


    I'm always looking for the thread that will give me the most laughs. They are stress relievers after watching a toddler all day.

    #67   2012/07/09 09:17PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    Tayfam
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    Quote MsLady1020:
    Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P.

    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone.

    The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer.
    Witnesses stated that deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax.
    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth.

    Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” .
    Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

    In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials.



    Houston you're too funny, lmao.


    I would like to dedicate a song to the deceased....

    "Ding Dong the witch is dead the wicked witch the witch is dead ding dong the wicked witch is deeeaadddddd, lmao.

    And the 3 guests were grateful for my song, lmao.


    OMG girl great minds think a like. I posted that before in another thread.

    #68   2012/07/09 09:18PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    MsLady1020
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    Quote Tayfam:
    Quote Houston777:
    Quote Rosana:
    Quote Sapora:
    Quote Rosana:
    Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P.

    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone.

    The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer.
    Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax.
    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth.

    Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” .
    Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

    In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials.


    Hey Houston, how are you girl???

    Thanks for posting this, since you've not posted any funnies lately .

    This is too funny ROTFLMBO .

    I'm surprise she had anyone attend her funeral


    There were three chairs waiting, but nobody came.




    Gee I would think there would be more people at her funeral than at any of her many weddings. LOL


    That's because they are all at Stephanie's having a party singing Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead or If She Only Had A Heart.




    Whoops Tayfam, I didn't see you had already named the witch song, but it looks like great minds think alike, lmao.

    #69   2012/07/09 09:20PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    Tayfam
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    Quote MsLady1020:
    Quote Tayfam:
    Quote Houston777:
    Quote Rosana:
    Quote Sapora:
    Quote Rosana:
    Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P.

    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone.

    The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer.
    Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax.
    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth.

    Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” .
    Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

    In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials.


    Hey Houston, how are you girl???

    Thanks for posting this, since you've not posted any funnies lately .

    This is too funny ROTFLMBO .

    I'm surprise she had anyone attend her funeral


    There were three chairs waiting, but nobody came.




    Gee I would think there would be more people at her funeral than at any of her many weddings. LOL


    That's because they are all at Stephanie's having a party singing Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead or If She Only Had A Heart.




    Whoops Tayfam, I didn't see you had already named the witch song, but it looks like great minds think alike, lmao.


    I don't care as long as everyone is singing it.

    #70   2012/07/09 09:22PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    Houston777
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    Quote Danica1004: This is my first time posting.....I just had to.....this is HILARIOUS!!!!


    Thanks Danica, welcome to the boards!

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