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Soaps Boards :: The Bold and the Beautiful Forum :: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
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Too funny! I think it is a form of flattery to be copied! |
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Quote Ktkatz10: Too funny! I think it is a form of flattery to be copied! hey girl how r u? |
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Quote gingerlily[/ hey girl how r u? Hey, I'm good & u? 3 days without being banned. I am on a roll. |
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Quote Ktkatz10: Quote gingerlily[/ hey girl how r u? Hey, I'm good & u? 3 days without being banned. I am on a roll. what happened???? I know the feeling...glad ur good....I am good as well |
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Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone. The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer. Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth. Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” . Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials. ROTFLMAO!!! You did it again! Hilarious! |
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Quote gingerlily: what happened???? I know the feeling...glad ur good....I am good as well I'm not sure what I did but I think the 1st one was a comment about Rick, not sure on the 2nd one. My power was off 5 days during that time & I had to go to a hotel & the hotel's power went off so I had to go to another one & I wasn't online that much during that time so not sure what it was. |
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I wouldn't know what to do with Brooke's body. Mmm, you couldn't bury it b/c of polluting the ground, you couldn't burn for polluting the air. Maybe send it into outer space, but she would probably come back looking like something from Predator. (crab face) |
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I wonder if any of the natives that were on the island when she was running around holding her rag doll will attend? I am sure she banged all of them too. She is just so nasty and disgusting! |
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Quote fortaylor: I wouldn't know what to do with Brooke's body. Mmm, you couldn't bury it b/c of polluting the ground, you couldn't burn for polluting the air. Maybe send it into outer space, but she would probably come back looking like something from Predator. (crab face) ForTaylor you know Satan came from the bows of hell to claim his bride personally. Her thrown is a bed equipped with handcuffs, whips and chains. |
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Quote Ktkatz10: Quote gingerlily: what happened???? I know the feeling...glad ur good....I am good as well I'm not sure what I did but I think the 1st one was a comment about Rick, not sure on the 2nd one. My power was off 5 days during that time & I had to go to a hotel & the hotel's power went off so I had to go to another one & I wasn't online that much during that time so not sure what it was. well whatever it was glad u are back with us.....I missed u...LOL |
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