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    Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)

    Started by Houston777 at 2012/07/07 02:57PM
    Latest post: 2012/07/10 01:43PM, Views: 2137, Replies: 75
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    #11   2012/07/07 06:19PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    Tayfam
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    Quote Houston777:
    Quote Tayfam:
    Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P.

    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone.

    The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer.
    Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax.
    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth.

    Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” .
    Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

    In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials.


    ROTFLMAO. This is too funny. Great job.


    I especially liked that her six husbands sang "She Bangs".


    They should also sing Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy (change cowboy to Logan)

    #12   2012/07/07 07:04PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    Houston777
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    Quote Tayfam:
    Quote Houston777:
    Quote Tayfam:
    Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P.

    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone.

    The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer.
    Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax.
    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth.

    Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” .
    Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

    In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials.


    ROTFLMAO. This is too funny. Great job.


    I especially liked that her six husbands sang "She Bangs".


    They should also sing Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy (change cowboy to Logan)


    lol

    #13   2012/07/07 08:19PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    NoUdidnt
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    Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P.

    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone.

    The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer.
    Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax.
    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth.

    Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” .
    Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

    In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials.


    Love it Houston!

    #14   2012/07/07 08:52PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    Houston777
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    I had a lot of fun doing it! I sure hope that Liam recuperates from his ax wounds!

    Modified 1 times(s), last time at: 2012/07/07 08:54PM
    #15   2012/07/07 11:28PM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    Rosana
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    Quote Sapora:
    Quote Rosana:
    Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P.

    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone.

    The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer.
    Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax.
    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth.

    Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” .
    Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

    In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials.


    Hey Houston, how are you girl???

    Thanks for posting this, since you've not posted any funnies lately .

    This is too funny ROTFLMBO .

    I'm surprise she had anyone attend her funeral


    There were three chairs waiting, but nobody came.


    #16   2012/07/08 03:59AM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    bbfan23
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    Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P.

    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone.

    The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer.
    Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax.
    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth.

    Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” .
    Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

    In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials.


    ROTFLMAO Houston

    Will she be cremated? Can't let dem crabs go runnin' around

    #17   2012/07/08 06:30AM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    saclean
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    Very funny, Houston, you nailed it.....love it!

    #18   2012/07/08 07:32AM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    Houston777
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    Quote saclean: Very funny, Houston, you nailed it.....love it!


    Can't you just see Brooke chasing down Liam with an ax in her hand!

    #19   2012/07/08 07:50AM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    saclean
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    Quote Houston777:
    Quote saclean: Very funny, Houston, you nailed it.....love it!


    Can't you just see Brooke chasing down Liam with an ax in her hand!


    Yes, I can, screaming Liiiaaammmm, come back, you are suppose to be Hope's destiny, you never listen, Liaaammmmm! AND, in her Hoedown clothing, that all the Logans will be wearing at the funeral.

    #20   2012/07/08 10:33AM
    Re: Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
    Houston777
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    Quote Rosana:
    Quote Sapora:
    Quote Rosana:
    Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P.

    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone.

    The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer.
    Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax.
    Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth.

    Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” .
    Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

    In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials.


    Hey Houston, how are you girl???

    Thanks for posting this, since you've not posted any funnies lately .

    This is too funny ROTFLMBO .

    I'm surprise she had anyone attend her funeral


    There were three chairs waiting, but nobody came.




    Gee I would think there would be more people at her funeral than at any of her many weddings. LOL

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