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Brooke's Obituary (funny) (No Logan Fans)
Started by Houston777 at 2012/07/07 02:57PMLatest post: 2012/07/10 01:43PM, Views: 2146, Replies: 75
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Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P. |
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Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone. The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer. Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth. Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” . Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials. Hey Houston, how are you girl??? Thanks for posting this, since you've not posted any funnies lately  .This is too funny   ROTFLMBO .I'm surprise she had anyone attend her funeral 
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Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone. The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer. Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth. Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” . Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials. It's ALL funny as hell, but the bolded somehow conjures up visual images that have me lmao.Well done. |
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Quote Rosana: Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone. The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer. Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth. Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” . Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials. Hey Houston, how are you girl??? Thanks for posting this, since you've not posted any funnies lately .This is too funny ROTFLMBO .I'm surprise she had anyone attend her funeral There were three chairs waiting, but nobody came.
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Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone. The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer. Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth. Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” . Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials. Oh snap, I never thought to count the marriages! Loved it, especially naming all of her last names. i can just see her squinting her little hazels at you and skipping over your joke to say, "Hope and Liam were meant to be." |
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Quote ginnywasold3: HAHAHAHAHAHA I would like to add that although Brooke was known for her whorishness and her husband-stealing evil ways.....she will go down in history for spawning the MOST ANNOYING AND HATED GIGGLER ON THE PLANET. No kidding. And I must say... Is there anyway we can get another dna test on Ricky boy? He's got a presence about him that's a lot like Norman Bates.
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Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone. The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer. Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth. Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” . Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials. ROTFLMAO! Houston we have a problem, this is too funny!
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Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone. The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer. Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth. Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” . Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials. LOL! Great job! The final arrangements are also pending because her will states that she wanted her service to be held at the church, but the priest will not let any Logans in the door. |
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Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone. The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer. Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth. Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” . Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials. ROTFLMAO. This is too funny. Great job. |
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Quote Tayfam: Quote Houston777: Brooke’s Obituary - R.I.P. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester passed away, on July 9, 2012. She left behind four children, two children by Eric Forrester: Rick Forrester and Bridgette Forrester. She had a daughter Hope by by son-in-law Deacon Sharpe, her daughter Bridgette’s husband. She has a son RJ, (Ridge Forrester Jr.) with Ridge Forrester, and another son Jack with Nick Marone. RJ & Jack have not been seen for some time, we think they live in the basement at Forrester Creations but that has yet not been confirmed. Brooke was married 12 times to six different men. Married twice to Eric Forrester Sr., married six times to Ridge Forrester, and one marriage each to Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones and Dominick Marone. The reason for death is still being investigated, but it is believe that the deceased suffered a massive stroke outside of the home of her daughter, Hope and her son-in-law Liam Spencer. Witnesses stated that the deceased could be heard screaming irrationally “But Hope is your Destiny” over and over again, while chasing her son-in-law down the street with an ax. Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Forrester then suffered a massive stroke. Liam Spencer was rushed to the hospital with ax cuts to his back but is believed to be in stable condition. The deceased daughter, Hope, was also rushed to the hospital foaming at the mouth. Final Arrangements are pending, as no one can figure out which of her husbands have the final say. We do know that Pall bearers will be all of her ex-husbands: Eric Forrester Sr., Ridge Forrester, Grant Chambers, Thorne Forrester, Whipple Jones, and Dominick Marone. The six husband will join in a chorus “She Bangs” . Brooke’s daughters, Hope Spencer and Bridgette Forrester will Sing a Duet “My Way. The step-daughter of the deceased, Steffy Forrester Spencer will give the Eulogy “Brooke, as I knew her”. If son-in-law Liam Spencer recovers from his injuries will do a reading from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. In lieu of flowers, please sent donations to the organization which Brooke founded and loved: Women’s Home Of Rejected Egoistical-Narcissists. When sending the donation, please use the full title of the organization and no initials. ROTFLMAO. This is too funny. Great job. I especially liked that her six husbands sang "She Bangs".
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