Quote Houston777: They can bring in Ronan from Y & R to investigate the murder of Liam. At first everyone thinks that Steffy did it in a jealous rage, especially because Brooke keeps pointing the finger at her. BUT THEN, WHAT REALLY HAPPENS is that Brooke killed Liam when Liam reclaimed his senses and stupidly told Brooke before anyone else. Brooke pleaded with him to remain with Hope, Liam said no that Steffy was the love of his life and he wanted to be with her.
When Brooke can't convince him, then she hits him over the head with a fireplace poker and decides to blame Steffy.
Steffy looks guilty for a while and no one believes her except Bill, who hires the best lawyer around. When Ronan gets into the investigation, he finds a witness who saw Brooke leaving Liam's place.
When Ronan asks Brooke to the station, he brings out the witness. Brook rages on that it was Steffy, but that same witness says he never saw Steffy there. Brooke finally breaks down and tells the truth.
Brook goes to prison forever. Hope has a breakdown and is committed to an insane asylum. Ridge turns to Taylor. Ronan gets a permanent assignment in L.A. sweeps Steffy off her feet and marries her.
From her prison cell, Brooke laments all the bad things she had done!
You ever consider being a writer???? You're great at it
. Did you post anymore funny therapy sessions?????
Thanks, Since you asked this is my latest Brooke and her sessions with Hope's therapist, also posted Hope and her press conference.
Brooke’s session with Hope’s therapist #3 (funny)
Therapist: Well hello, Brooke, why do you think it is necessary to come in and talk about Hope’s sex life? (thinking, this ought to be good!)
Brooke: Well, everyone else is putting their two cents in about Hope’s sex life so I really wanted to tell you what I think, I mean I really do know a lot about sex, (wink, wink!)
Therapist: (smiling) Yes, that’s what I hear too. (therapist thinking, if sex was an Olympic sport you would get a gold, lady)
Brooke: Well I certainly know a thing or two about sex. (laughing sightly) You know I was the one that encouraged Hope to go after Liam, her destiny. (smiling brightly)
Therapist: Yes, that’s what I hear. (Therapist, boy, did I hear!) So would you tell me a little about this concept that seems to be so important in your family, you know Hope keeps talking about destiny.
Brooke: (big grin) Oh, yes, destiny is such an important thing. Liam is Hope’s destiny, just like Ridge is my destiny.
Therapist: Yes, hope said that Ridge had been your destiny 6 times, his father 2 times, his brother once, and I think several others have also been your destiny.
(therapist thinking - she has a revolving vagina!)
Brooke: (squinting slightly, indicating disapproval) Well, only Ridge was my real destiny, and believe you me I had to fight like h_ll to get Ridge back from Taylor. I mean how do you compete with a woman who has come back from the dead not once but twice!!
Therapist: (thinking what the heck??) So back to your many marriages, do you think this has had any impact on Hope?
Brooke: Well Ridge is the only one I have been married to in my heart, the others really didn’t mean anything.
Therapist: ( yeah I heard this before, sigh) Yes, I have heard Hope say she was married to Liam in her heart.
Brooke - Well, there you go, being married in your heart is the most important thing. Liam really is married to Hope now, you know.
Therapist: (Sighing deeply) Well, not really, Liam is still married legally to Steffy.
Brooke - (Sitting up, taking a deep breath, squinting) Not if I have anything to say about it! No one crosses my little girl and gets away with it. If Hope wants Liam, Steffy needs to step aside.
Therapist: (This woman really is a nutcase!) But Brooke, Liam is married legally to Steffy, your husband’s daughter. So why are you telling Hope that he is her destiny?
Brooke: ( Squinting with a harsh steely gaze). I will say this very slowly “L-i-a-m i-s H-o-p-e-s d-e-s-t-i-n-y.
Therapist: Brooke, Liam may not be Hope’s destiny, she can’t even have sex with him without a little tranquilizer to help.
Brooke: (sighing deeply) Yes, she has really been a big disappointment in that, I mean I would never imagine that MY daughter would not be able to enjoy sex. (laughing again) I mean I lent her my sexy underthings, my sexy night oils, I have told her all about what Ridge and I do in the steam room, in the bed room, on the desk at the office, in a taxi, on the floor of the living room, in the lobby at Forrester Creations, in the kitchen at Liams house, in Nick’s boat, in the restroom of an airplane when the Forrester Jet was out of use, at the restroom of our favorite restaurant, behind the house, in the swimming pool, in the car parked in front of Taylor’s house, on the floor of Steffy’s office, in the basement at FC, on the sidewalk at the corner, In Bridgettes’ house, and swinging from the chandelier in the dining room (laughing slightly) we have even had sex in Hope’s bed!!
Therapist: (thinking.....ewwwwww!) Did you ever think this was a little too much information for Hope? (did you think that was a little too much information for ME??)
Brooke: Oh, no, maybe if I had shared a little more with her she would be better at sex.
You know, besides finding your destiny the next most important thing is money and power.
Therapist: Yes, I have heard about that before. (she’s a narcissistic sex addict!!)
Brooke: The reason why I know that Liam is Hope’s destiny if because, he is married to Steffy, he has money, he has power, he likes sex. (Brooke thinking to herself “Ummmm, Liam has money, he has power, he likes sex, ummm, maybe Liam is really MY destiny!!)
Brooke: Oh thank you so much, this therapy session has been so informative. I think I know exactly what I need to do now. I am leaving now.
Therapist: But Brooke, we haven’t finished the session. We need to talk more about Hope’s needs.
Brooke: (getting up and walking rapidly to the door) Under her breath, to heck with Hope, He’s married to Steffy, he has money, he has power and he likes sex. ummm, ummm, ummm!
I wonder if I can get by again by saying I accidently bointed him like I did Oliver. Oh yeah, I bet Ridge will believe that again.